11% Spiritual Snake Oil Tax
Did you know that if you teach Kundalini Yoga as Taught by Yogi Bhajan you are required to tithe up to 11% of your income to IKYTA? This means that everything you do related to yoga is taxed by the mother church in New Mexico; books, CD’s, iTunes, seminars, on-line classes and yoga classes in a brick and mortar yoga studio. I’m glad I got kicked out of Kundalini Yoga Teacher Training Level One by Adarsh because I would never have agreed to this if I had of known before I signed up.
Dancing With The Spiritual Snake
I can’t believe how much the loveless LA women in that filthy little cold water Yoga West studio depressed me, I thought I was used to all their man-hating bullshit. I became actively pansexual because of San Fernando Valley women who look and act just like mean-faced Libby Lydecker. No heart, no feelings, and no love.
The first girl I ever kissed was named Kelly Lydecker and she was incredible. It was electric, I can still remember it right now. She was taller than me. I saw a photograph of her at a VHHS reunion when she was around forty and she looked really good. Skinny arms. I think she lives in Northern California. I wish Libby Lydecker could be as cool as Kelly Lydecker.
Most people are afraid of mass shooters, but now that I am old I am only afraid of microbes. Damn shingles virus scares the shit out of me. I was gagging on the sick dead air at Yoga West.
I am witnessing the natural age-related breakdown of my body’s immune system. I first noticed it in my mid-thirties when I got a sty in my eye for the very first time. Now thirty years later I don’t let anything near my face, not even my own hands. I don’t touch my own face with my own hands and I am very careful about who does. I try to stay out of the microbial soup and live in clean, fresh ocean or desert air. I am excited to be moving back to a motel near the beach again tomorrow.
The early followers of the rebel from Nazareth were sometimes referred to as The Daily Bathers. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. I am a steam room worshiper. I think I will start taking my yoga mat into the steam room with me again. I have to fold it lengthwise so it will fit on the bench. My church is the huge Jacuzzi located deep inside the men’s locker room at the Bay Club in El Segundo. Tomorrow morning at 11:00 a.m. I am moving to El Segundo, where I will be residing about a mile inland from Dockweiler State Beach.
Museum of Jurassic Technology
I am staying in a cheap motel on Venice Boulevard, down the street from the Museum of Jurassic Technology. I think I will saunter down there when it opens at noon, it’s only $5.00 for age 60+.
2:00 p.m. UPDATE:
The Museum of Jurassic Technology is a hoax. The experience is like a fake P.T. Barnum on Hollywood Boulevard Carnival. Considering there is no parking and it is downtown Culver City it was not worth my senior citizen $5.00 admission. The MJT is worth a $2.00 admission ticket. Barely. In my opinion the best museum in Los Angeles is the Norton Simon in Pasadena.