Alien Application

Like an alien in an alien land, I walk around outside with my iPhone buried in my pocket instead of my face like everyone around me. I am online blogging so much I don’t do any of the things that I used to do online and I barely watch TV. I only blog, I only publish online, I barely read the news because I am very selfish with my mental space.

Alien abduction

During the short days of Winter my eyeballs need to be stimulated by the three dimensional material world as much as possible.  I need as much quiet and solitude in nature as I can find. That’s where aliens like to hang out, in the desert and mountain solitude, but never at the beach. You will never ever see an alien at the beach. Don’t ask me why, that’s just the way the aliens roll out here. Strictly deserts and mountains for marauding Martians.

What Type of Food Stuffs Do Aliens Consume?

Aliens don’t  need to eat physical food because they have evolved enough to nourish themselves upon infinite consciousness. In order to overcome the vast distances between our world and their world, aliens are in a permanent state of altered consciousness.  Aliens meditate from galaxy to galaxy in a state of Universal consciousness.  

What Do Extraterrestrials Do For Fun?

ET’s like to watch documentaries on YouTube free version because spacemen need to watch the commercial advertisements.  Sometimes an alien will put on a Kevin Bacon mask and go to see a movie. ET’s like to be outside as much as possible when they are planet-side. A little backwater lump of dirt like Earth is no big deal to a spaceman. Once you have journeyed deep enough within your own consciousness to get to Earth, you quickly discover much more interesting inner spaces through holotropic breathing and meditation.