Gifts

Gifts

In Season This Christmas season I have reclaimed my energy by not checking out every well adorned woman on the street. I feel like a different man. I am happier and actually enjoying women more by looking at them less. The bright red lip gloss, perfectly ripped jeans...
What Kind of Food Do Aliens Eat?

What Kind of Food Do Aliens Eat?

Alien Application Like an alien in an alien land, I walk around outside with my iPhone buried in my pocket instead of my face like everyone around me. I am online blogging so much I don’t do any of the things that I used to do online and I barely watch TV. I...
Architect of Adversity

Architect of Adversity

Homosexual Manipulation Fake UCLA Architect and Palm Springs Councilperson J.R. Roberts is an excellent example of homosexual manipulation of the real estate market. Using style, Hollywood hyperbole, personal charisma and outright lies, gay people jacked-up the price...
Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Heart Attack Theory December 26th will be the third anniversary of my near death experience from heart failure. I have been to only one aftercare examination with a cardiologist since then. I don’t have chest pains anymore. I have made a complete recovery of my...
Human Registration

Human Registration

White Practitioners of Kundalini yoga wear white clothing when registering for the Universe. When you receive your human instruction manual it is easier to read if you are wearing white. Try it, it works really good. No Time For Turbans My head gets too hot in yoga...
Metabolize

Metabolize

Oxygen My minute by minute goal is to metabolize as much oxygen as possible by practicing full, deep, long breathing. By breathing better, it is possible to look better and feel better. By efficiently metabolizing as much oxygen as possible you increase your ability...
Holiday in Malibu

Holiday in Malibu

Holiday Wednesday Begining on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving until now I have been suffering from a debilitating case of writers block for one of the very first times in my life. This Thanksgiving weekend it has been eighty degrees on the beach in Malibu.  Living...
I Red That

I Red That

Emotional Response I no longer form an angry emotional response to everything that comes at me in life or media. Twenty years ago I saw myself becoming just like my father, and his father before him, angrily complaining about everything in the news. I stopped becoming...
Ritualized Form

Ritualized Form

Formalized Energy Field Formalized, ritualized and sacramentally packaged icons of love and Amazon fulfillment. Perpetual girl you want to know. Last Friday while eating lunch and drinking a real Coke in a glass bottle from Mexico a Mexican immigrant with bleached...
Melt

Melt

Body Surrender Time for my weekly Malibu surf body surrender naked in Pirates Cove as my splayed feet get bigger in the sand. My voice got smaller and my praying feet got bigger from yoga. Modified semi-vow of silence. Dr. Allen taught me to be soft, quiet and...