Really Bad Traffic

Really Bad Traffic

The Term “Child Molester” is Legally Incorrect and Should Be Avoided The term “child molester” has no legal meaning and is not very descriptive or meaningful in today’s complex world.  With the advent of gay rights, political theorists...
Robotic Jail Bait

Robotic Jail Bait

Undercover Robot Decoy Robot decoys could conceivably be used by law enforcement investigators to gather evidence and prosecute the highly secretive online networks of child sexual predators. As long as the pedophile believes that the robot decoy is thirteen years...
Secret Agent Man

Secret Agent Man

Palm Springs Real Estate Agent Turned Mayor Remember Palm Springs Mayor Sonny Bono from Detroit, Michigan? Sonny became mayor in order to change zoning laws restricting the size of his restaurant’s sign. Sonny also outlawed college girls in thong bikinis in PS....
How to Create Your Own Hit List

How to Create Your Own Hit List

Alvin B. Sherron, Esq. Marcus Bastida, Esq. PARKER STANBURY Re: Riverside Superior Court Case No. PSC 1606 342 Malibu Sex Offenders Dear Messrs. Sherron and Bastida: Please be advised that the legal actions filed by your clients and Malibu sex offenders, John Herriot,...
Aspirin

Aspirin

Head to the Heart Did you know that if you are having a cardiac attack you can substitute aspirin for nitroglycerine?  The trick is to feel yourself clenching and crushing your own heart to prevent your own heart disease.  If I think about something stressful, I can...
Turn Your Problem Into Your Solution

Turn Your Problem Into Your Solution

Parker Stanbury Makes My Legal Dick Swing Re: Charles J. Kenyon, Jr. Investigation Blog Riverside Superior Court Case No: PSC 1606 342 Dear Mr. Bastida: Apparently your co-counsel, tax attorney Alvin B. Sherron is using your shabby letter of November 15, 2016 as legal...
Salem 66

Salem 66

Year 60 Elvis Presley’s birthday is one week from today on January 8th and so is mine.  I will turn 60 years old and Elvis will still be dead.  I have outlived most of the people who have had an influence upon me.   Every year Elvis and I celebrate our birthday...