Yoga Teacher As Second Career

In an attempt to redeem my life as a failed artist, I left my humble home in the desert and traveled to the big city to become a white robed kundalini yoga teacher. During my second day of class a failed actress named Libby Hudson Lydecker came looking for a man to blame. I fell for it just like I was supposed to. Now I am practicing yoga alone in the steam room again. The failed artist in you is the failed artist in me.  Sometimes when I look in the mirror I see Libby Lydecker staring back at me like my nemesis muse. 

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Failed Actress As Nemesis Muse 

Fourteen years ago when I was getting sober in Primetime AA I used to hang out with a failed actress named Judy R. who lived in the same neighborhood as Yoga West.  She was a wanna-be paralegal and I was teaching her basic word processing and computer skills.  Judy didn’t want to work, she wanted to blame men, and so she went back home to Detroit to live with her mother. Judy was a beautiful, lazy, man-hater.  When Judy was a little girl her father abandoned her and mother and brother. Poor little beautiful Judy.  I actually played psychiatrist and tried to get  her over her Daddy Pain. I tried to talk her through it. I pointed out that her brother got over it and had a great life.  We were driving all over the Valley and West LA going to the best AA meetings on the planet.  The answers each of us needed to move on were right there.

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Failed Actress As Hollywood Kundalini Yoga Teacher

Failed actress Dya Kaur Libby Hudson Lydecker is a ticking time bomb of man-hating Yoga West energy just waiting to destroy the next man who she deems unworthy. Yoga West is a cold, dark and dangerous place for the unwary male yogi.  If you are looking for kundalini yoga teacher training level one, it is important to perform your due diligence. Not all yoga teachers are real yoga teachers.  Be careful you don’t die at the hands of a failed actress named Dya.

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