The Kate Spade Society

After failing in my attempts to re-enter mainstream society via kundalini yoga teacher training in Beverly Hills, I have retreated back to the alternative lifestyle from whence I came.  From now on I am only doing what I want to do.  I have never ever fit into any scene and I never wanted to.  I am creating my own thing, but not for mainstream mass market consumption like Kate Spade did.

Kate Spade got weighed down by all of the different Spade entities she shoveled out to the world.  Kate’s load got so heavy that she was unable to lift a hand to help herself.  Kate ended up like the trapped monkey that is not quite aware enough to open his entrapped clenched fist and let go of the jellybeans to release his trapped hand.  Kate broke her emotional bank balance because she just couldn’t drop the rock.  If it’s going to kill you, give it to charity like Warren does.  I live by the grace of God and I am happy just to be breathing after my two coronary surgical procedures.  Kate Spade’s load was so heavy that I could feel myself lighten up on my park bench in LA when she hung herself in NY.

Blessedly Failing My Yoga Society Examinations

Leaving my my humble home in the desert, I traveled to the big city.  I had dreams of becoming a yoga rock star in Hollywood.   However God seems to have had different plans for me and I have been ex-communicated from the kundalini religion.  My tuition was refunded and I got to keep my copy of the Aquarian Teachers Manual by Yogi Bhajan for free.  You get what you pay for.  Right?

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Pope Yoga Dunce

I tried to make it in mainstream society but I just couldn’t hack it so I went back to gay underground life this week.  I’m not into mainstream gay life or wearing a rainbow outfit in a parade so I tried to buy into Kundalini yoga for something to do.  I’m really glad it didn’t work out.  I have always felt the tension in yoga studios the whole time I have been practicing studio style yoga.  Yoga studios are not fun for me to hang out in.  I would rather hang out at nude gay pool parties.  I just never wore the right clothes for woo woo kundalini yoga.  To make it in kundalini yoga you have to dress up and play the part.  Woo woo.  

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Top of the Trash Heap

Mainstream society was never ever my thing.  I have always been a rebel.  In 1977 when I was twenty years-old I played guitar and wrote the songs in a post-punk power rock ensemble called The Penetrators.  Now I am a failed artist reduced to starting my own tantric religion just like Yogi Bhajan and Adi Da Samraj.