Sacred Sexuality

Cleanliness is next to Godliness and so the most sacred part of being a total bottom is perfect anal hygiene.  Anal hygiene leads to emotional health and well-being as a receiving or passive homosexual.  Ever since a peak sexual learning experience in 2013 in West LA, I have always purchased a shower enema attachment for my personal rental residence.  I now take an enema after every bowel movement, even when I am celibate or otherwise sexually inactive.  I was celibate for two years and still took enemas just like when I had an active sex life.

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This is the third time I have purchased this Cleanstream Shower Enema product and it will arrive at my new apartment today by 9:00 p.m. via Amazon and the USPS mail delivery person.

7:00 p.m. Update |  The new shower enema has arrived and been installed.  This product has been improved by now including a steel valve instead of a plastic one.  Correspondingly,  price has gone up an additional $15.00 to $32.99 and it is well worth it.  Using this for the first time makes me appreciate the decades of anal learning and education that I have invested into my gay sexuality.  Cleanliness is next to Godliness and that means having an enema several times a day. 

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Total Top From Silverdaddies

Tonight a power top from Silverdaddies.com is going to come over to my place.  He said that he will help me with my clean-out if I want.  I always do it myself before hand and it is also good to have a top who is eager to help with his bottom’s anal hygiene.  Most tops insist on excellent anal hygiene.  My mentor Dr. Allen did not and it was a bone of contention between us.  There are too many diseases in the gay community and the scatalogical requests of Dr. Allen were one of the main reasons I no longer see him.  I am concerned about my sexual health and anal hygiene is like a religious ritual to me. 

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These days I would rather masturbate than be with anyone other than a total take charge power top.  I don’t want to be around amateur homosexuals anymore.  I am too old and life is too short.  I don’t really do the gay teacher thing.  That is too much responsibility and sex teacher should be a paid position.  Lately being around decrepit old geezers is becoming depressing and so I don’t really do it that much anymore.  The pool party I recently found is populated by an elderly gay demographic that is getting really old to me.  The gentleman coming over to work me over this evening is only a few years older than me.  It is important to know what you want in life and go for it.  Life is too short to compromise because with the Internet you can always find exactly what you want in life.

1:00 p.m. Update |  Thanks to Irvine Bob for reading this blog and messaging through Silverdaddies and email.  Sorry if I offend any of the gentlemen and the pool parties, I self-identify as a decrepit old geezer.  This entire blog is really just a vehicle for self-promotion.  The point is to get all interested power tops in Los Angeles County to email Dean@LegalNoodle.com for sacred sexuality.  I am a total bottom for God.  

Dear “Hard In Hollywood” From SD:

Thank you for your Silverdaddies message.  It is 6:30 and I am waiting for power top Mike to arrive from Silverdaddies. I have used my new Cleanstream Shower Enema and am eagerly awaiting his arrival.  Yes I train new bottoms, thank you for your inquiry.  Your first lesson is to relax when being penetrated.  Relaxing the sphincter is the key to receiving anal intercourse and it takes a surprisingly long time to learn to relax enough to enjoy getting pumped by a thick cock.

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SD Power Top Update: Stood Up by Mike from Upland, Hooray!

Power top from SD was just too good to be true.  He deleted his “Mike” from Upland profile on Silverdaddies.  I am a sucker.  His email was from a spook address.  The things Mike said were just too good to be true but it was worth hearing the lies because he made me feel so good about myself. 

Mike was a free lesson in gay tantric sexuality:  Gay tantra is all about anal masturbation.  Male homosexuality is all about anal masturbation.  In order to be successful in a gay relationship or marriage each partner should be an expert in tantric anal masturbation.  Thanks to “Hard in Hollywood’s” interest in becoming a student I am going to research tantric masturbation videos again for the first time in a year or so.  The last time I found tantric anal masturbation videos online they were fairly expensive and I did not purchase any.  If YouTube allows the subject I may post some.  I am feeling it may be my calling to become a tantric masturbation guru.  Anal masturbation is the one thing I would do even if I didn’t get paid.  Follow your bliss, as Joseph Campbell says.

Make Money by Turning Your Liabilities Into Assets:  Getting Stood Up on a Gay Anal Sex Date and Becoming an Amazon Affiliate for the Cleanstream Shower Enema

Mike the SD voyeur made me realize how important it is to go for exactly what you want in life.  Life is too short to settle.  Especially when you are in your sixties.  Thank you Mystery Mike for inspiring me to become an Amazon Affiliate and listing my first product link and review for the Cleanstream Shower Enema!  Mystery Mike the No Show Sex Date also helped me to be productive by writing three or four sex blogs while all excited about his 9″ x 6.5″ cock.  Now thanks to Mike from Upland who stood me up on a sex date, I have a really clean and sexy apartment on Saturday night

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