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Jeffrey Cowan is a paranoid schizophrenic who drives his white Mustang convertible around Palm Springs wearing only his Jockey underwear and ubiquitous red shirt. His criminal associates Danny Wellchance, Tony Merker and Pablo Rivera are known to threaten and annoy residents of the desert.  

May 21, 2017 the Palm Springs Police Department responded to a 911 emergency welfare check request upon Jeff Cowan allegedly made by Mr. Rodger Morris of Cathedral City, CA. Mr. Morris may not have actually made this 911 call to the cops. Jeff Cowan himself may have in fact caused the Mary 21, 2017 emergency request to PSPD. Mr. Cowan often loses his wallet, keys, and he does not take his psychiatric medication regularly.  

May 26, 2017 Officers Aguilera, Smart and Cook issued Palm Springs Police Department event card 1705P-5188 in front of Chill in downtown Palm Springs. Cowan had been kicked out of Chill and was experiencing a psychotic episode while driving his white Mustang convertible barefoot in his jockey underwear:

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The Jeffrey Cowan Crime Spree

April 24, 2017 Cowan exhibited the full underhandedness of his methods as master of the sucker punch. He stole his tenant’s laptop, motor vehicle, TV and other personal property in an effort to thwart the gay pedophile human trafficking operation known as the Palm Springs Mexican Boy Lover Club. Jeff Cowan, CPA is the financial mastermind behind John Herriot’s fake youth league baseball uniform business.

June 5, 2017 Cowan and his agent Danny (last name unknown) attacked a citizen investigator inside a residence allegedly owned by Cowan.  The Palm Springs Police Department ordered Cowan and his agents off the property.  Cowan has come into contact with at least eight (8) different uniformed PSPD officers.  Jeffrey Cowan is using the 911 emergency dispatch operator to harass and intimidate his tenants.  

Jeffrey Cowan and the Palm Springs Police Department

One of the purposes of this article is to facilitate the Palm Springs Police Department’s understanding of Jeffrey Robert Cowan’s constant contact with their agency.  Cowan has been telling different law enforcement officers different stories at different times. Cowan is misusing the 911 dispatch operator to further his criminal enterprise.  PSPD Officers Aguilera Smart, Cook, Gonzalez and Burton haven’t been able to properly respond to the community need for protection from John Herriot as a result of this overburdening of the 911 system.  

The Beat Goes On  

Cowan may also be calling the PSPD to misrepresent and report his tenant’s legal conduct as illegal. Cowan may be calling PSPD to report nudity on private property in the gay resort mecca of Palm Springs. The underhandedness of Jeffrey Cowan must not be underestimated.  Expect more stupid, illegal, dirty tricks from Jeffrey Robert Cowan, CPA: