When I was a young man just starting out on the road to sexual enlightenment a nice older proctologist named Dr. Paul McDuff came along and gave me a helping hand. McDuff is actually a gynecologist by training and education. However with his large hands the good doctor can easily work on any gender. Finding a good top who is also a medical professional can facilitate rising to new levels of sexual expertise.
I just had to milk another blog out of my proctologist Dr. Allen making a house call on the 4th of July. Amazingly the good doctor actually came over with my landlord’s forty-year old manchild friend Danny. Good God, that Danny kid was psychotic and testing me. The good old upper middle class gay Jewish landlord apologized to me for Danny’s rudeness. I made sure to tax the situation to my advantage. Being part of the Body of Christ doesn’t mean you are anyone’s doormat.
Having a mystical experience as the Body of Christ has called me to write these blogs to the youth of America as a sexual resource. If you make love with God first, then everything else will fall into place. The Holy Spirit has cleansed and purified my sexual behavior in Palm Springs. I am actually feeling a little adventurous now that it is the middle of summer and all of the normal people have gone home to Los Angeles.
Proctologist Desert Rats
Everyone in Palm Springs is a desert rat just like me. I am the only one who admits it. If you life in the desert year round, if you live in 120 degree summers, you are a desert rat. I like being a nudist desert rat in Palm Springs. I only use the words gay and homosexual to attract viewers. There is no such thing as gay or straight. Homosexuality as an exclusive lifestyle is a recent Western invention.