Real Yoga Requires Special Breathing

Did you know that you can increase the size of your penis by increasing your capacity for breathing? It is true because I myself have done it. Around five years ago good yoga teachers and other assorted healers kept up the important work of trying to teach me how to breath correctly. Yoga teacher Josie Kramer and Sexologist Patricia Haman finally got me to wake up and inhale fully. My cock got plumper and is now bigger both soft and hard. Thank you again Josie and Patty and now I will pass this message on. Inhaling fully and deeply is fundamental to waking up.


Increase the Size of Blood Vessels


I would give anything to have “before” shots of my penis six years ago when it was smaller. I would take “after” shots to illustrate the change in size I marvel at on a daily basis. Just now taking my morning pee and looking at how much bigger and beautiful my cock is has inspired this article. I know this may sound outrageous but you can add bulk to your cock by inhaling fully and deeply while exercising.


Constricted Breathing


The culture and our parents can sometimes stifle and inhibit our breath along with everything else that they stifle and inhibit. Have you ever “faked” being asleep by imitating the full, deep, measured breathing of a sleeping person? Breathing all the way in and out just like when you are sleeping is the real natural breath and shallow, cautious breath is false.

Once when I was out breathing correctly while walking with my lover he addressed the audible quality of my deep full inhale and exhale and said: “Are you alright?” “Yes I responded, this is the way you are supposed to breath.” Our relationship ended very soon after. He was not a full breather of life and I have decided to raise the quality of my relationships. 


Begin Your Big Breath Practice Now


Start inhaling fully and deeply right now. Inhale as deeply as you can, hold it for beat and then exhale fully. It if very important to exhale completely and fully. You should immediately notice beneficial effects of oxygenating your body. Just writing this little article on breathing and penis size is making me breath better.


Pranayama Ujjayi Yoga Breath


Real hatha yoga requires special ujjayi breathing. Ujjayi is one of the pranayamas or forms of breathing. Other forms of breathing are Breath of Fire, for example. Ujjayi breathing is the audible whisper of the closed glottis. Ocean breath. This is real hatha yoga. This is the mystical source of my healing, power and uniqueness. I am the only person I know who practices naked yoga with ujjayi breath. Here I am in this cosmic moment discovering my uniqueness: I do real yoga. I breath special. I can teach you to breath special and improve our entire life!

By Dean McAdams

Born a poor peckerwood in a Tujunga holler, Dean practiced secrets of the ancient & modern masters to end up liberated in the coastal paradise of West L.A.