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Beyond Yoga West

Since I have apparently reached the outer edge of Yoga West infinity it has become necessary to cancel my unlimited monthly auto-renew membership. My self-propelled journey to the center of the universe must continue unfettered by any finite restrictions such as no yoga due to teacher training. Make-up wearing Kundalini yoga teacher/actress Dya Kaur Libby Hudson Lydecker is holding some kind of grudge over my head and so I want to make a clean break of it.

Dya Kaur has given me confidence and been my greatest liberator and now it is time to get out and meet some warm people who are actually living higher consciousness, not uptight housewives from the Valley touting kiddie yoga like a career move. Libby is some kind of failed actress diluting the Kundalini brand. I love her and am able to read her aura and the aura of most women now thanks to her help. My money is good anywhere and high quality yoga is expensive. My written cancellation via email was dated February 18, 2018, and I will continue my Kundalini classes for the next thirty days or so that it takes this billing cycle to run out. Hopefully I will muster out as a Kundalini Yogi, Level 0.

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Kundalini Yoga & Meditation | Dya Kaur Libby Lydecker | 9:00 am Fridays | Yoga West | 1535 S. Robertson Blvd., Beverly Hills, CA

Limited Options

Currently I am taking six to seven morning classes per week, Monday thru Friday. Yoga West is too crowded with teacher training and special events on most weekends and so I have been having mostly “no yoga” weekends this year. There are only a few early morning classes during the week. There are just not enough classes offered at this crowded little cold water yoga studio. During my last month I will try to get to some of the evening classes, but I have not been able to get my body to accept night time yoga. Getting jacked-up on nighttime Kundalini yoga will probably interfere with my sleep and yoga practice the next morning.

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Dr. Pam Davis

Family medicine practitioner Siri Shakti Pam Davis has facilitated a  large part of my transformation at Yoga West. Doing ego-eradicators at 7:00 a.m. on Wednesdays and Fridays has been a huge part of my practice for the past 120 days. Yogi Bhajan said that sadhana should be performed in the morning. All uber achievers workout in the early morning. 7:00 a.m. is kind of late to be beginning a weekday workout in Los Angeles. I want to be done with my work out at 7:00 a.m.!

Dev Avtar

Funky Dev Avtar has also been helpful to my practice, mainly as a substitute for celebrity swami’s when they are out of town on book tours. Dev Avtar shows up on time and knows how to plug you into your pituitary and pineal glands. Kundalini energy is about coordinating breath, higher glands and the nervous system. 

Where Will I Go?

Where is the outer edge of Kundalini yoga infinity? The purpose of this blog is to meditate upon the quality of choices I will make in the next thirty days. My commitment to spiritual practice is stronger than ever. There is a yoga studio in Venice that I want to check out.  Thank God I have the meager resources that enable me to work hard at health, wholeness, and happiness.

By Dean McAdams

Born a poor peckerwood in Tujunga, CA, Dean mastered secrets of the ancient grifters in order to elevate himself.