Yogi Budget Borrow’s The Whole Neighbor
If any Bhajanists ever complain about the way this blog uses Bhajanist images their attention will be directed to the way the image of the Virgin of Guadalupe has been borrowed and turned into an advertisement for Yogi Bhajanism. Do you live next-door to one of those borrowing Bhajanists who are always knocking on your door asking to borrow a cup of your religion, promising to return it two-fold upon the morrow?
Bhajanism is a synthetic religion comprised mainly of Sikhism, a little bit of authentic kundalini yoga, some astrology and a whole lot of business acumen and marketing genius from Yogi Bhajan. Bhajanism is an opportunistic belief system which also incorporates elements of Catholicism or other religions when necessary. The audacity of Bhajanism is exemplified by the mural of Yogi Borrow, Sikh religious leaders, and the Virgin of Guadalupe on display at the Bhajanist world headquarters in Espanola, New Mexico. When in New Mexico, do as the New Mexicans do.
This is how a military genius gets the natives on-board. Incorporate the local religious icons into your own agenda. The Holy Roman Empire worked like this. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Welcome to the Wacko World of Yogi Bhajan.
Is There Really a White Bhajanism?
The mural does exist at the 3HO compound in New Mexico but I added the “White Bhajanism New Mexico” title art. I made the whole white thing up to warn little girls in Los Angeles of the bait & switch tactics of kundalini yoga. Bhajanism of any stripe or color is just one big batch of baloney cooked-up in Beverly Hills 90210. There are many other different colors and flavors of Bhajanists spread all across the universe. Wave and say hello.
Kundalini Yoga Religion
Kundalini Yoga as Taught by Yogi Bhajan is most people’s introduction to Bhajanist lifestyles. Kundalini yoga is a cross between a religious yoga cult and a women’s social club. If you want real yoga then this is not a good option. Bhajanism is whatever you want it to be on whatever day at whatever time. A good Bhajanist preaches whatever the little girls want to hear. Yogi Bhajan knew that young women aged 1- to 23 were the demographic that would ensure his success. Kundalini Yoga as Taught by Yogi Bhajan teaches that all white men except for kundalini guru’s are bad.
Age of Aquarius
The Bhajanists have changed the name of The Aquarian Times to Constant Contact. Does this mean that the astrological predictions for the coming Age of Aquarius have changed? The Bhajanists of Kundalini Yoga teach that in the coming Age of Aquarius patriarchy will be replaced with matriarchy. A good Bhajanist uses striking illustrations to teach whatever the little girls want to hear.
Saturday night on the subway with Shrek. Everybody’s feeling groovy, Everybody’s got their yellow pills. Everybody’s got their new wheels, ’cause everybody feels like they were . . . just made by the Creator. Get on board and listen to the musak! At the Last Exit to Brooklyn, you can take one of the red pills at the very end of this blog.
Los Angeles Recording Artists 20/20 | “Yellow Pills” entry-level Valium tablets | Half the band are immigrants from Tulsa, OK, however this song captures what power pop music being written on the streets of LA sounded like in 1979: “Tell Me Why” b/w “Yellow Pills” (Epic/Portrait Records)
Pop Painter Pondering Pending Projects
There is no white Bhajanism I made the whole thing up to warn little girls about the dangers of Kundalini Yoga as Taught by Yogi Bhajan at Yoga West. There really is a thing called Bhajanism and you don’t want it or need it. If you want yoga, then take real yoga someplace. Please don’t get fooled into joining a religion when you are looking for yoga. Kundalini yoga advertises yoga and is really selling the Sikh religion.
Do you ever wonder why some kundalini women wear make up and some do not? The whole thing is a big money-making scam. The pool at the end of this blog is heated so I’m going for a swim before it gets too late.
Please take the red exit pill on your way out