Eva screwed me with no lubrication

Eva screwed me with no lubrication

Eva Fairchild fucked me and I didn’t even get to have sex When Eva Fairchild couldn’t get her gay landlord Adam Cardenas to fix the broken plumbing she got out of her residential lease at Comfy House Foods by deception. Eva got out of her lease by...
Illegal Eviction Letter

Illegal Eviction Letter

Skunkside at Woodside West Covina Never in my life have I ever wanted to live in a place called West Covina. That name just sounds stupid. The name West Covina subsumes that there is a noteworthy place called East Covina or maybe even just Covina. Covina is nicer than...
Skunk Face Rat Race

Skunk Face Rat Race

Woodside Village Rat Race We work ourselves to death with the fast pace of the Woodside Village rat race style of living. Mark Twain once said that you waste your life buying things that you don’t need with money that you don’t have to impress people that...
Left Brain vs. Rat Brain

Left Brain vs. Rat Brain

Welcome to Rat Brain University The first time I ever heard the clinical diagnosis of “rat brain alcoholic” applied in a therapeutic setting was from Jeremy Jover. For the past five years I have wanted to call Jeremy out on his illegal behavior. Jeremy...
My Kevin Spacey Type Experience

My Kevin Spacey Type Experience

When I was seventeen years old I was seduced by a twenty-three year-old man When I was seventeen years old I came to a sexual crossroads on the streets of the San Fernando Valley. I was a college freshman hitchhiking home to Tujunga, California from CSUN. It was the...
Private Asshole | Public Nuisance

Private Asshole | Public Nuisance

What is a Public Nuisance? Jeff Cowan attended the free nude pool party on the last weekend of the CMEN West Coast Gathering at Camp Shalom Malibu. Then he wrote an anonymous letter to the Camp Shalom administration pretending to be a rabbi. In his letter Cowan...