Easy WordPress Blog Means That It's a Simple Site NO SHOPPING CART

Easy WordPress blog means it looks like this blog.

Trying to make a few extra dollars to pay my hefty Masonic dues is not going to be easy. Some con artist just emailed me asking for a $300 easy WordPress blog with a shopping cart. The greedy soul even wanted me to throw in PHP programming which I do not know.

No shopping cart included

Does my advertisement say you get a money making website with a shopping cart for a measly $300? No, it does not include advanced money making functions. I am unfamiliar with income generating websites. My game is strictly promotion and propaganda. My goal is to educate and enlighten.

Grist for my blogging mill

Rather than let unreasonable clients waste my time with an email response I will just rant and rave about you here. Your greed functions as grist for my blogging mill to grind up into words and captions. You are an extinct predator from the prehistoric jungle.

My Masonic Lodge Makes Me Want to Eat What I Kill!

My duly tiled lodge of free and accepted Masons wants me to pay my dues, but not attend lodge. My dues are paid up until December 31, 2022. I worked hard to become a Freemason. My lodge had the audacity to suggest that I demit.

It pissed me off so bad that I decided to earn some extra cash to burn. Life is getting very expensive these days. Now that I am learning how to live with the pandemic I can see that I could use a few hundred extra dollars here and there. I am not looking to get rich building simple WordPress blogs.. Fossil fuel is not cheap, but my websites are!

Welcome to the Jungle!

When I lived in Larchmont I used to work out at the L.A. Fitness across the street from the La Brea Tar Pits. Three or four mornings a week at around 5:30am I would run past the Wooly Mammoth family. My dad had just passed away and it was a very lonely time in my life. I always felt sad for the little Wooly Bully as I ran back and forth in the pre-dawn darkness. The poor little guy is forever standing by crying helplessly as his mother sinks to her slow and agonizing death on Wilshire Boulevard.

Soon the saber tooth tigers will hear her cries of distress and come to investigate. Oftentimes they cannot resist the temptation to tear-off a limb or bite-off a trunk, only to end up dying themselves in the process. Perhaps the heartless predators will also try to get a free WordPress blog out of the deal. Maybe a dire wolf will itself become fatally trapped in the pit while trying to rip off an easy meal. Welcome to the jungle.