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An Indian Should Run for President

If it’s going to be an amateur show at the White House why not give the Indians a shot? An Indian President couldn’t mess things up any more than the Trump Clique.

The time is right for an Indian of any type to get elected President of Los Estados Unidos in 2020. American Indian, East Indian, Eskimo. An Eskimo presidential candidate would be refreshing. The current crop of candidates does nothing to instill confidence in me. My heart yearns to see Trump get beat in 2020.

Mayor Pete is intelligent enough and if he made the November ballot I would vote for him However Mayor Pete probably needs to be a few years older to get elected. What do I know? Surprise me kid. I’ll be dead of old age in a few more decades so let’s just wrap the whole thing up and give it back to the Indians.

Indians Are Probably Too Smart to Run for Chief Executive

Benjamin Franklin was too smart to run for president. Indians are cool. Indians live out in the middle of nowhere where no white people are. You can’t really blame Indians if they don’t want to be around white people. Only way an Indian can get any justice is in the Federal Judicial System. Indians never lose in the courts because they are usually right as a matter of law. All you really need is to just have a lawyer explain things to you.

DESERT SUN – Sept. 22, 2016
“When I look back and think about it, just needing an attorney to help me learn about all the things I knew nothing about, and see what it has developed into through the years,” she marvels. “There’s such a transformation in downtown Palm Springs now.”

-Vyola Ortner

If you want to talk to an Eskimo you need to live where they live because that’s the only way you will find one. Indians don’t come into the fake white man’s world because they don’t really need to. The very last day I lived in Palm Springs I saw an Agua Caliente girl working at Stater Brothers. It was very unusual to see something like that. Prior to that my few memories of Agua Caliente women in PS is of enormous ones walking down the street. Indian women are really big. Indian women are as big as Indian men.

Agua Caliente Indians

Indians live out in the middle of nowhere in Joshua Tree, California. They have sweat lodges with other Indians. Rarely will you see a white man there. I actually found an Indian sweat lodge on Craigslist.com. At first I thought it was a cruel hoax as I drove around the back roads of Joshua Tree. You have to be careful on CL because it is a real hit or miss source of intelligence. Sometimes it is really good and sometimes it is nothing.

agua caliente indian women
VYOLA ORTNER AND AN ALL-WOMAN TRIBAL COUNCIL WON THE RIGHT FOR AGUA CALIENTE MEMBERS TO LEASE THEIR LAND FOR DECADES AT A TIME. THE VICTORY ENABLED THE DEVELOPMENT OF PALM SPRINGS.
(The new laws that Ortner helped create also paved the way for Indian Gaming. In other words, Vyola is the Great White Buffalo in the white dress)