Why I Changed My Name To D. Keith Maccaddam

For the past five months I have been doing the incredible work of changing my name to D. Keith Maccaddam. Imagine how hard it is to change your name at 62 years of age. It is very difficult to learn to both respond to and offer up my new name here at the home for decrepit Freemasons. Dean Arnell is such a toxic element here at the Masonic Home that I am using my middle name of Keith instead of my first name of Dean.

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The first thing I said to Brother Dean Arnell was, “Hello my name is Dean also.” The first words out of Arnell’s mouth were: “Just don’t call yourself Deano because that is my name.” I thought that the asshole was just joking but he was totally serious in a disgusting little display of his true character. Not once has anyone here ever called him Deano however the Master of the Lodge calls him “Full Of Shit”. I just call Arnell Butt Wipe because Jennifer said we shouldn’t call him an asshole anymore.

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Pharisaical Brother Butt Wipe with his hand in his own pocket – Thanksgiving 2019

Dean Arnell Should Be Called “Butt Wipe” Instead of “Asshole” Out of Respect for the Human Anus

Jennifer said that I should call Dean Arnell a butt wipe instead of asshole because assholes are functional organs very necessary to sustain a healthy body and butt wipes can be used once and tossed into the garbage bin.

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Butt Wipe Toxicity on Thanksgiving Morning

The reason I am writing this blog is because Butt Wipe Arnell is such an asshole that he put the news on our dining room multi-media system instead of our regular music on this Thanksgiving Morning. Apparently Butt Wipe is having some sort of power struggle with Yolanda, the director of Food and Dining here at the Home. The word is that Butt Wipe hates Christmas music and he hates all vocal music. Yolanda wanted a little Christmas music and Butt Wipe is showing her who is boss by completely turning off all the music and leaving the TV on the news. Butt Wipe locks the media controls in our continuing care retirement community because he is a Trumpian fascist.

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