Jeffrey Robert Goldhammer Changed His Name to Jeffrey Robert Cowan To Piss Off Mommy & Daddy.
Now he has unclaimed money that he cannot collect. His unclaimed funds are in the name of Jeff R Goldhammer!
DEARLY DEPARTED HARRY & CLAIRE GOLDHAMMER GET THE LAST LAUGH | Jeff R Cowan goes around unabashedly telling the world that he likes to piss off this person and piss of that person. He has proudly stated that he purchased his hideous American flag shorts to piss off foreign tourists visiting our great country. This is the story of how Jeffrey Cowan pissed into the wind and ended up shitting all over himself. Now he is wearing his adult diapers while serving time in the Riverside County Jail.
Like all juvenile delinquents Jeff saved his greatest spite for pissing onto his parents, the lately dearly departed Harry and Claire Goldhammer. Jeff legally changed his name from Jeffrey Robert Goldhammer to Jeffrey Robert Cowan just to piss off mommy and daddy.
When Jeff got Wendy Cowan pregnant he refused to marry her. Even after his son Jarrad was born. So Jeff Goldhammer changed his name to Jeff Cowan to piss off everybody in his family and it worked! It worked so well that his son Jarrad is piss drunk crazy.
Jeff R Cowan pissed all over unclaimed money that he is unable to collect because the unclaimed stocks are in the name of Jeffrey R Goldhammer!
Jeff Cowan is the most financially illiterate accountant in America
He already had a perfectly good 2015 Toyota RAV 4 but he went out and purchased a second vehicle. He paid $30,000 cash for a 2016 Ford Mustang.
To top it off, after frivolously spending $30,000 on the Mustang, he refused to pay his fiduciary a mere $300 to act as successor trustee for the Jeffrey Hammer Trust and administer his will.
Even Jeff’s estate planning attorney is done with him.
Now Jeffrey Cowan is pissing his pants in the Riverside County Jail
Jeff R Cowan is finally in jail which is exactly where he belongs. Defendant Cowan was arrested on May 23, 2021 and his next court date is July 15, 2021. He is facing multiple counts for violations of a restraining order. Upon being locked up he was promptly charged with battery for pulling a fellow inmates hair during an altercation. Jeff Cowan then exposed himself to a Deputy Sheriff and was charged with indecent exposure. Now he is charged for a total of eight counts and faces up to one year in the Robert Presley Detention Center in Riverside County, California, where is it hotter than hell. Not to mention the thousands of dollars in fines, court costs, and mandatory contributions to the California victims of crime fund. And tens of thousands of dollars for attorney fees. Never forget the attorneys fees. Never do the crime if you can’t afford to pay for a decent attorney because the public defender’s office will just sell you down the river.