How I ended up with two bastard nephews named Justin.
If there is one thing that I could possibly do to repay my debt to society I would make sure that the criminals in my family have a difficult time stealing and scamming other people just like they ripped me off. My siblings and nephews are small time confidence artists that only hurt legitimate members of society who are honest and trusting. They are too chicken shit to hang out with real criminals so they burn their family members and insurance companies instead. If you ever see Justin L McAdams or Justin Syfers coming into your life I would turn around and run away as fast as you can.
Why do they both have the same first name if they are cousins in the same family and Justin L. McAdams was born after Justin Syfers?
My world renowned dysfunctional family has two illegitimate offspring named Justin. This is because my brother Dennis McAdams never told us about his out-of-wedlock son named Justin Syfers who was born in 1980 and my sister Debbie McAdams spawned her illegitimate son named Justin in 1982. The first one born was Justin Tyme Syfers. That name itself is a stand alone joke! However Justin L. McAdams is my favorite bastard nephew named Justin because he followed in my footsteps and became a gopher in the film and television production business.
Bastard Number One: Justin L. McAdams
I guess that’s why he is working for Darkfire Lighting Design, so that he can scam them and rip them off like he ripped me off. Bastard Number One is probably collecting state disability insurance while he is working under the table at Darkfire.
Bastard Number Two: Justin Syfers
When he was nineteen years old my brother Dennis the Menace got a sixteen year old girl pregnant in Crestline, California. Dennis the Menace became a deadbeat dad and spent his life running from child support for his bastard son Justin Syfers. When my sister Debbie got pregnant by a deadbeat in Houson, Texas. My parents asked us if it would be okay to take the in the legitimate Justin twins. We only wanted one bastard mouth to feed and so Justin McAdams won the coin toss. To this day, Justin Syfers has absolutely no life and he lives with his mom and grandmother in Crestline. Both Justins conspired to steal my inheritance in 2013. That is the story of how my supremely dysfunctional family ended up with two bastards named Justin and why Justin L. McAdams is my favorite bastard nephew named Justin.