Former Los Angeles Police Department Chief Doan and All of My Powerful Enemies Can Now Rejoice

My lofty adversaries like former LAPD Deputy Chief of Robbery Homicide David Doan & Palm Springs Police Department Detective Castillo as well as my pedophile suspects such as child sex trafficker Jeff Calvert, Esq. & registered sex offender John Herriot the youth league baseball uniform salesman all have good reason to celebrate these days. If they invited Eva Fairchild, Art DiMino and the Castellazo Crime Family they could all get together and have a party at Jeff Cowan’s because my new disease of Amathenia gravis could possibly shave another ten to fifteen years off of my life. I might even end up on life support. One thing is for sure and that is that having MG makes me really weak and tired. MG is making it difficult to speak and swallow and I have to be careful of aspiration. Aspiration could lead to choking to death on my own saliva in my sleep.

Add that to the ten to fifteen years my two major heart surgeries will reduce my life expectancy by and I may be hooked-up to breathing machines and feeding tubes in a few short years. Compounded by the intense pain I still have from post herpetic neuralgia I may even qualify for doctor approved medically induced suicide soon.

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However if there is any doubt as to the cause of my death ex-LAPD Chief Doan is the head honcho of this covert operation and he will have all the facts and photographs in his detailed dossier of my high crimes and misdemeanors the past 62 years. I was just an old desperado trying to support myself as an independent contract gunslinger.

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When Chief Doan interviewed me he used an alias and said he was living in a homeless shelter in downtown LA. I put the whole thing together when I recognized his shoes eight years later when I found this photo for sale in a stock library.
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David and Terri Doan represented that they needed a divorce when I met them two times at the International House of Pancakes in Westchester, California down the street from Los Angeles International Airport

Sorry Chief, I Made a Big Mistake

When the Great Recession of 2008 left me stranded without a 9 to 5 job I had to get creative with finding paralegal work. From 2004 to 2008 I spent the $163,000 dollars I made from the sale of my former marital residence on getting sober at the beach. That included a month long spiritual quest in Southeast Asia and a one month trip to Chicago, New York, DC, Philadelphia and the Civil War Battle ground at Antietam in Maryland. It was a mystical experience because I also found Joel S. Goldsmith and Primetime AA. As of this writing I have fifteen years of quality recovery from the infantile neurosis of alcoholism.

Living the life of leisure on Pt. Dume in Malibu, I only worked when people served up the right kind of employment on a silver platter. Then when my money ran out in 2008 I was in perfect synchronization with the depression and became a new member of the working poor. So I moved to Playa del Rey because I erroneously believed that I would still be able to get great paralegal and legal secretarial jobs in the city for substantial wages until I was 90 years old. I was wrong. I was dead wrong.

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When I had ten years of recovery from alcoholism confidential Informant Brian Lysaght, Esq. tried to get me drunk and crazy at O’Brien’s Irish Pub in Santa Monica

The biggest mistake of my life was getting a Legal Document Assistant permit from the County of Los Angeles and becoming an independent contract paralegal. It was like beginners luck at gambling. The money was really good at the very beginning only and when it got bad I deluded myself for years that things would always get better next month. I am very sorry I did this and now Chief Doan is making me pay for this mistake to this day even though I have not performed any work whatsoever since the Fall of 2015.

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LAPD Chief Doan’s confidential informant/real estate broker Brett Zebrowski of Manhattan Beach, California

I am physically and mentally incapable of working but that does not stop Los Angeles Police Department Deputy Chief of Homicide/Robbery David Doan and his agents who are still surreptitiously investigating me by using confidential informants. Ten years of poverty and harassment but I finally made it to the old folks home alive. Unbelievably Chief Doan is still holding himself out as a self-ordained law enforcement power elitist. I didn’t want to write this inflammatory expose on Mr. Doan, I would rather write about meditation and yoga and this blog is my only power in life.

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Torrance confidential informant/insurance agent Carine “Kojak” Kowatch and Laguna Beach gay gadfly Paul Merritt “Columbo” Christiansen’s fake Facebook honeymoon

Their tag-team undercover operation was good and it must have cost a lot of money. I wonder who paid for all of that, the LAPD? In 2014 when I was living on Beverly Boulevard in Larchmont, CA the magnitude of their covert operation scared me so bad that I had a heart attack in my sleep. I woke up during my cardiac arrest and made a commitment to myself not to die that day. It was that one rare and lucky night when I was in bed with someone else and that person was able to get me to the ER doors and save my life.

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This is the C.I. that ruined Chief Doan’s operation
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GAME OF FEAR | The Government Only Picks On Poor People Who Cannot Fight Back

Politics is a game of fear. If you are a nobody with no money like me you need someway to frighten the power elitists back. Those who do not have the ability to frighten fear mongers like David Doan do not succeed in life. Platitudes about justice, equality and democracy don’t mean anything to the power elites. Only when ruling elites become worried about their own survival do they change direction. Appealing to the rational mind of the powerful is useless because they honestly do not have a need for equality when they hold all the cards. The police, special investigators and other law enforcement industry professionals need to get convictions to justify their existence and let the truth fall where it may. These tactics are all from college level Machiavelli 101. Maybe former LAPD Chief Doan will stop harassing me if I turn up the heat on his ten year-long fruitless investigation of me.

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Everybody wants to be a C.I. – I think her name is Karla N. Forrester but only LAPD Chief Doan would know who these two really are
New Name and Number

There is already one asshole named Dean in my new community and therefore I am using my middle name and calling myself D. Keith Maccaddam now. My two-year contract with Verizon wireless ended this month and so I paid my final bill and terminated my service today. My mobile phone will be turned off on September 29, 2019 because I don’t need it, don’t want it, and I simply cannot afford this luxury any longer. At least LAPD Chief Doan and his agents will not be leaving unsolicited paralegal assignments on my cell phone voice mail anymore but that still leaves email and these unsuccessful investigators love email.

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NIRVANA – Heart Shaped Box

She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
I’ve been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks
I’ve been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black
Hey!
Wait!
I’ve got a new complaint

Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!
Wait!
I’ve got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice

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