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Law of Attraction or Karma?

Jeff Cowan was just released from two months of incarceration and now he has to register as a sex offender. This blog will attempt to answer the question, is his downfall the law of attraction or is it karma?

Jeff appears to be working hard to become a homeless criminal by associating with desert rats. It looks as though this broken gay man has a death wish. One thing is for sure, he helped cure me of being bisexual. Thanks to Jeff the gay scene now seems as repulsive as he is. My true dharma is to be a contemplative monk. Today I live in the blissful solitude of golden silence. Today I self-identify as a chaste heterosexual man of God thanks to gay people. I tasted that and now I am full. I never really disliked gay people until I started having sex with them. Been there, done that.

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We become like the people we hang out with. These days I am hanging out with Alan Watts and Joel S. Goldsmith. Jeff is hanging out in a prison of his own device: jail and homeless alcoholics.

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Law of Attraction or Karma?

I guess God has a way of getting even with those who fail to show respect for others and their property. -Jeffrey Cowan, 8-3-2020

Registered gay pedophile John Herriot made up a lie that there was a restraining order against me. So when Jeff was my landlord, he chanted this as his battle cry. He kept insisting that there was a restraining order against me. He rationalized that Herriot’s fictional restraining order gave him license to steal from his tenants. So he stole my Nissan Sentra, Lenovo laptop computer, and Toshiba flat screen TV. It all came back to him in bad karma four years later when he went to jail. Look at Jeff’s own 8-3-2020 post on Facebook declaring that “I guess God has a way of getting even with those who fail to show respect for others and their property.”

Exactly one year to the day later on 8-3-2021, here is Jeff’s booking information indicating his release after spending over two months in the Riverside County Jail. “I guess God has a way of getting even with those who fail to show respect for others and their property.”

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Karmic debt repaid

The stolen Nissan had a cracked head and my insurance company paid me more for that piece of junk than it was worth. So I took the balance that Jeff owed me for the laptop and TV out in karma. I squatted in his luxurious villa in Palm Springs with the air conditioning running on high during the historically hot summer of 2017. I stayed rent free by locking Jeff out of his own home and not paying him anything for five months! “I guess God has a way of getting even with those who fail to show respect for others and their property.”

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Is it my good karma or my practicing of the law of attraction?

Since then, only great things have happened to me. I even got to ride out the deepest darkest days of the pandemic lockdown in the bliss of the Masonic Home in Covina. I didn’t have to stand in any supermarket lines. I ran around exercising with no mask. I was catered to by the staff and protected from the virus. They went shopping for me. I enjoyed room service and a weekly visit from a housekeeper who cleaned my room immaculately. In January of 2021, I received one of the earliest batches of vaccine when Walgreen’s came to the Masonic Home and jabbed us all. You were supposed to be at least 65 but I got mine at age 64! Good karma or law of attraction?

My karma is to live a great life while Jeff is now beginning his new life as a registered sex offender. When he was in jail Jeff picked up an indecent exposure charge for intentionally flashing his penis front of a Sheriff’s Deputy. How totally gay! When he was released from jail the court told him he had five days to register as a sex offender. “I guess God has a way of getting even with those who fail to show respect for others and their property.”

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The law of attraction indicates that Jeff still has a huge karmic debt to repay

Now that he has been released from custody in Riverside County he still has numerous charges to face in Nevada and Arizona. My sources have informed me that he stole money from his podiatrist and harassed children in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. He received a citation for speeding with no insurance in Nevada. He will probably end up having served jail time in three different states. Is it bad karma or the law of attraction? “I guess God has a way of getting even with those who fail to show respect for others and their property.”