The manufactured outrage of women gives me a thrill these days, but only because I have learned to live with it. I love it when women discriminate against me because I am skinny. I like being singled out for my esoteric beliefs. I am the weird one.
Big fat glossy lips want to kill me and eat me but they do not know how. Now that I realize it is just a territorial thing I can play with it. Women want to withhold love and sex, so I just go around them. Women don’t want me in yoga class, so I just work around them.
Kundalini yoga teachers only think they are limiting me, but they are not. All I really wanted out of Kundalini as taught by Yogi Bhajan was the $250.00 in teachers textbooks and I got those for free! A yoga teacher should not limit students, or the yoga teacher will be limited by Guru Om.
Manufactured Outrage as Taught by Yogi Bhajan
The version of householder Kundalini yoga taught by Yogi Bhajan is heavy on the Sikh religion. Bhajan was a Sikh. The Sikh chanting is a big part of the Robertson Blvd. version of yoga. I prefer a straight clean Guru Om. The world does not need another religion.
Kundalini as Taught by Swami Sivananda
Swami Sivananda teaches chakra mediation which is more of my definition of Kundalini yoga. Sivianda teaches a more esoteric, or tantric version of yoga. Plus it gives me something to write about in this heat wave.
Now I am spending the heat wave in Santa Barbara where it is almost as hot as L.A. Now that I am no longer in yoga teacher training class, what do I want to do with my life? What do you want to do with your life? Who are you and who am I? More human than human.