Who is responsible for enforcement of the law in your domain if the police are unavailable? The citizens of the community are responsible for preventing violation of its laws and standards. Are you disturbing the peace by dominating my public park with your soccer game?
No longer will you destroy the grass in the park because I have intentionally placed six granite boulders weighing three tons apiece in the middle of Del Rey Lagoon Park to prevent unauthorized soccer games in the public domain.
Backing Off The Aliens
If you are an alien in my country please observe our local customs and wear some type of shower shoes in my steam room. If I shower at the Bay Club one-time without my leather thongs on my feet I get athletes foot. I know that you fat little aliens must have burning feet and probably jock itch too. Are you a fat filthy alien with burning balls spreading athletes foot in my private spa domain? Are you an imported servant with improperly moving lips? The purpose of this blog is to back you off of home plate kid.
Sphere of Influence
This blog broadens my sphere of influence. This blog enlarges my domain. This is virtual vigilance, the new digital frontier. I am creating my own little version of reality because I don’t like the culturally approved version of reality. I am here to love you and God. I spend hours a day praying and meditating. If that isn’t acceptable to you then I will write a blog about your criminal activity in my domain. Wouldn’t you rather just do the right thing on your own without me blogging about you?
Do The White Thing
People used to make fun of Jesus and his crew because they all took baths every day. The cool kids would point to the troublemaker from Nazareth and smirk, “Look, here comes the daily bather!”