Starvation becomes easier and easier as your body gets skinnier and skinnier
Starvation hurts at first but all you need to see is your body getting skinny and the pain starts to fade away. When food ceases to function as entertainment you get in a habit of not eating. Eating gluten-free food is not as fun as eating pizza or burgers. Not eating food just becomes a habit because you get so enthusiastic about being skinny. Starving yourself skinny makes your body feel like zero gravity. Being newly skinny feels like walking on the Moon.
Lateral Walking On The Moon
Lateral walking in Gingrich Park has made all of my lower appendages larger. My dick is getting big and robust. It is truly amazing. My penis is getting bigger and this is not something a man can lie about. Having already posted enough photographs of myself on this website I don’t feel like posting any more selfies. It feels like I helped invent the selfie and now I don’t want to do it anymore. Same thing with gay sex, I’ve done it enough and now I don’t need to do it anymore. I’m happy to stay at home with my brand new big swinging dick.
Big Swinging Dick
The other day I did a double take as I spun around to walk out of my bathroom. An unfamiliar object caught my eye in the bathroom mirror and when I stepped back to check it out it was my dick swinging back and forth. My dick never used to swing back and forth because it wasn’t long enough. Now the head of my cock hangs lower than my balls. This is entirely new for my body. The tissue of my cock and balls is thicker and more robust. I swear to God my cock is longer and fatter from calisthenics, yoga, breathing and diet.
- Don’t litigate. Ask and you shall receive
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