Thanks to functional exercise, I’ll never go to the gym again Learn how to stay out of the gym. Ten years ago I paid the head trainer at the Bay Club Howard Hughes Center in Culver City to be my personal trainer for five sessions. It was the best $250 that I ever spent on…
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Belief Systems
Creating a Brand New Belief System Called “Gay Tantra” What is gay tantra? Does such a thing as gay tantra even really exist? Los Angeles sexologist Dr. Paul Allen, OB/GYN taught me about creating belief systems and marketable services using slogans such as “gay tantric breathing & eye-gazing.” The good doctor almost singlehandedly made up…
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Closing the Book on Kundalini
Kundalini Closure Trip Coarsegold, California | I just finished the last chapter of Man to Man by Yogi Bhajan. One of the most important things I learned from Kundalini yoga is to focus much less on the imaginary chakras and more on increasing function of the pituitary and pineal glands. The chakras are visualization tools…
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Sell It With Yoga!
Yoga Teacher As Second Career In an attempt to redeem my life as a failed artist, I left my humble home in the desert and traveled to the big city to become a white robed kundalini yoga teacher. During my second day of class a failed actress named Libby Hudson Lydecker came looking for a…
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Lose Your Delusion
Gay Deception at Cathedral City Boys Club Deception is fundamental to the homosexual lifestyle. The Cathedral City Boys Club, California 92234 takes gay deception to a commercial and professional level. CCBC is marketed as a gay clothing optional resort but it is really an emotionally disease-filled homosexual bath house. In my opinion gay bathhouses are…
Dear Palm Springs Councilperson Geoff Kors: Thank you for providing courtesy copies of your financial disclosure forms to the public without the necessity of making a trip to the City Clerk’s office. The law does not require you to do that and you are commended for going above and beyond the call of duty. Unfortunately…
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Chinese Laundry
Fleecing the Canadians Fraudulent Palm Springs realtors have sheared the Canadian sheep and now the Chinese are next. There’s a sucker born every nanosecond and a land speculator ready to sign him up for a home loan in the desert. Snake oil salesman like Palm Springs Councilman JR Roberts and his agents are out there…
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Squeezed
Smooth Reptile Liberating the Desert During my morning walk today, I intentionally trespassed upon a fenced vacant lot privately owned by reptile developer John Wessman. Wessman was born seventy five years ago to a family of immigrants homesteading in Hemet, California. Now Wessman owns all of the commercially desirable land in Palm Springs and has…