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Drain the Oasis

Dear Palm Springs City Hall: While conducting a private citizen investigation into gay human trafficking of children under the age of 14 my attention was drawn to Councilman JR Roberts bogus credentials on your official city website.  Mr. Roberts seems to have also attracted the attention of several other private citizen organizations attempting to rid…

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Liberation

Gay Politics Un Butt-Plugged

Dear Palm Springs Mayoress Pro Tempest Ginny Foat: Please allow me to introduce myself.  I am a failed artist forced by circumstance to become a political organizer. My agenda is reunification of Palm Springs with the rule of law. In order to achieve my goals and correct the social injustice caused to our homeland by…

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Education

Birther

Dear Palm Springs Councilperson Geoff Kors: Thank you for providing courtesy copies of your financial disclosure forms to the public without the necessity of making a trip to the City Clerk’s office. The law does not require you to do that and you are commended for going above and beyond the call of duty. Unfortunately…

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Education

Dilution of Trademark

Dear Palm Springs Councilperson Jon Reuben Roberts: Thank you for providing this investigation with your full legal name. This article is a response to your question concerning my agenda. My immediate agenda is to prevent your egregious dilution of the UCLA trademark. By publicly misrepresenting that you have a degree in Architecture from UCLA, you…

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Hipsters

Original Gangsters Indians were here first, therefore they are the original gangsters. Hipster neo-gangsters now cruise the empty starlit sky in Range Rovers grazing shiny casino biscuits from Indian mobsters. Walking the wide dark sidewalks of the huge empty desert boulevards at 8:00 p.m. while everyone else looks for a slot machine to park their…

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Really Bad Traffic

The Term “Child Molester” is Legally Incorrect and Should Be Avoided The term “child molester” has no legal meaning and is not very descriptive or meaningful in today’s complex world.  With the advent of gay rights, political theorists such as Milo Yiannopoulos consider the term child molester to be politically incorrect and offensive. Child molestors…

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Education

Jodie Foster’s Army

Jeffrey Robert Calvert Civil Rights Violations Jeffrey Robert Calvert aka Miss Idaho, is a San Diego attorney engaged in a criminal conspiracy to deprive anti-pedophiles of their constitutional right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.  Mr. Calvert is also violating federal laws against human trafficking, which have been discussed in previous blogs. The purpose…

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Secret Agent Man

Palm Springs Real Estate Agent Turned Mayor Remember Palm Springs Mayor Sonny Bono from Detroit, Michigan? Sonny became mayor in order to change zoning laws restricting the size of his restaurant’s sign. Sonny also outlawed college girls in thong bikinis in PS. Sonny turned his back on the gays and the environmentalists. Sonny No Show…