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Liberation

Live Alone and Love It

Live Alone and Become an Innovator Live Alone and Like It, by Marjorie Hillis Roulston was published in the 1930’s, and so I am updating her thesis statement to: Live alone and Love it. Ms. Hillis did not have cable TV or the Internet, and so thanks to technology, it is now possible to love…

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Healing Male to Male Sexual Promiscuity

Cured of Man to Man Internet Promiscuity  Paul Allen MD cured me of male to male sexual promiscuity by teaching me how to manipulate my own prostate gland. Anal masturbation is key to male homosexuality.  Sometimes the barbaric nature of male to male sexual promiscuity can be like an infectious emotional disease. There is an…

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Liberation

God

God Rains the Resources that Liberate  It’s all too beautiful for me and so I am crying tears of gratitude and joy in my new little apartment in a liberatingly anonymous suburb. I’m thinking about being the same age as Anthony Bourdain and having taken the care to liberate myself from anything near suicidal depression.  Sometimes…

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Sell It With Yoga!

Yoga Teacher As Second Career In an attempt to redeem my life as a failed artist, I left my humble home in the desert and traveled to the big city to become a white robed kundalini yoga teacher. During my second day of class a failed actress named Libby Hudson Lydecker came looking for a…

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Spook Day USA

The Personal Trainer Who Trained Me How to Stay Out of the Gym Seven years ago I hired one of the best Fitness Trainers in Los Angeles. Actually, he was the manager of all of the other trainers. It looks like he’s the manager of the whole gym now. He trained me how to stay…

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Education

Drain the Oasis

Dear Palm Springs City Hall: While conducting a private citizen investigation into gay human trafficking of children under the age of 14 my attention was drawn to Councilman JR Roberts bogus credentials on your official city website.  Mr. Roberts seems to have also attracted the attention of several other private citizen organizations attempting to rid…

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Liberation

Gay Politics Un Butt-Plugged

Dear Palm Springs Mayoress Pro Tempest Ginny Foat: Please allow me to introduce myself.  I am a failed artist forced by circumstance to become a political organizer. My agenda is reunification of Palm Springs with the rule of law. In order to achieve my goals and correct the social injustice caused to our homeland by…

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Birther

Dear Palm Springs Councilperson Geoff Kors: Thank you for providing courtesy copies of your financial disclosure forms to the public without the necessity of making a trip to the City Clerk’s office. The law does not require you to do that and you are commended for going above and beyond the call of duty. Unfortunately…