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Spook Day USA

The Personal Trainer Who Trained Me How to Stay Out of the Gym Seven years ago I hired one of the best Fitness Trainers in Los Angeles. Actually, he was the manager of all of the other trainers. It looks like he’s the manager of the whole gym now. He trained me how to stay…

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How Would You Even Know If You Have Been Brainwashed?

Conspiracy of Sleepwalkers   Your Alleged “Friends” Are Your Mirror Are you being subtly programmed by homosexual deviants or are you intentionally participating in a gay criminal conspiracy? A conspiracy conviction for child exploitation or pornography could hypothetically be obtained against all of CMEN for aiding and abetting convicted felon John Herriot in his diversified…

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Gay Politics Un Butt-Plugged

Dear Palm Springs Mayoress Pro Tempest Ginny Foat: Please allow me to introduce myself.  I am a failed artist forced by circumstance to become a political organizer. My agenda is reunification of Palm Springs with the rule of law. In order to achieve my goals and correct the social injustice caused to our homeland by…

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Birther

Dear Palm Springs Councilperson Geoff Kors: Thank you for providing courtesy copies of your financial disclosure forms to the public without the necessity of making a trip to the City Clerk’s office. The law does not require you to do that and you are commended for going above and beyond the call of duty. Unfortunately…

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What is Your Real Name?

Palm Springs Councilman JR Roberts Birth Certificate Request Dear Palm Springs Councilman JR Roberts: What first and last name do you use for compliance with the Department of Consumer Affairs, California Architects Board? A preliminary search of the name “JR Roberts” produces no results for this investigation. Therefore the full legal name that you use…

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Hipsters

Original Gangsters Indians were here first, therefore they are the original gangsters. Hipster neo-gangsters now cruise the empty starlit sky in Range Rovers grazing shiny casino biscuits from Indian mobsters. Walking the wide dark sidewalks of the huge empty desert boulevards at 8:00 p.m. while everyone else looks for a slot machine to park their…

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The Beat Goes On

JR Roberts: This is Not Frank Sinatra’s Palm Springs Desert politicians act like they’re still stealing candy from Indians. The local district attorney’s call PS politicians brazen criminals and they are right. Gay criminals have cast a pall of uncertainty over the desert. Palm Springs City Councilman and carpetbagging hypocrite JR Roberts brags about getting…

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Squeezed

Smooth Reptile Liberating the Desert During my morning walk today, I intentionally trespassed upon a fenced vacant lot privately owned by reptile developer John Wessman. Wessman was born seventy five years ago to a family of immigrants homesteading in Hemet, California. Now Wessman owns all of the commercially desirable land in Palm Springs and has…