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The Personal Trainer Who Trained Me How to Stay Out of the Gym Seven years ago I hired one of the best Fitness Trainers in Los Angeles. Actually, he was the manager of all of the other trainers. It looks like he’s the manager of the whole gym now. He trained me how to stay…
Dear Palm Springs City Hall: While conducting a private citizen investigation into gay human trafficking of children under the age of 14 my attention was drawn to Councilman JR Roberts bogus credentials on your official city website. Mr. Roberts seems to have also attracted the attention of several other private citizen organizations attempting to rid…
Dear Palm Springs Mayoress Pro Tempest Ginny Foat: Please allow me to introduce myself. I am a failed artist forced by circumstance to become a political organizer. My agenda is reunification of Palm Springs with the rule of law. In order to achieve my goals and correct the social injustice caused to our homeland by…
Dear Palm Springs Councilperson Jon Reuben Roberts: Thank you for providing this investigation with your full legal name. This article is a response to your question concerning my agenda. My immediate agenda is to prevent your egregious dilution of the UCLA trademark. By publicly misrepresenting that you have a degree in Architecture from UCLA, you…
JR Roberts: This is Not Frank Sinatra’s Palm Springs Desert politicians act like they’re still stealing candy from Indians. The local district attorney’s call PS politicians brazen criminals and they are right. Gay criminals have cast a pall of uncertainty over the desert. Palm Springs City Councilman and carpetbagging hypocrite JR Roberts brags about getting…
End of the Carnival There isn’t really a Mardi Gras or carnival season In Southern California. We save it up for spring break. When I was in high school and college, spring break was always someplace in the desert. The desert means having a living space that is a destination. The desert has always been…
Citizen Flashlight The citizen crime investigator walks tall through the lawless desert wielding a three-cell Maglite. His big black flashlight swings a long white beam of safety along the Racquet Club Crime Corridor in Pimp Springs. The flashlight is a necessity in the desert darkness. Walking at night in Palm Springs without a light so…
