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BUILD A BIGGER BONER

Yoga made my dick bigger and it’s not something that you can lie about

Five years ago in January of 2017, I wrote about how hatha, vinyasa flow & kundalini yoga; deep breathing; and calisthenics made my lungs and blood vessels in my penis larger. It all started in 2010 when Physical Trainer Ali gave me free calisthenics lessons in the sauna of the Bay Club in Culver City. Now fourteen years later, yoga is still making my dick bigger and bigger.

It’s an entire lower body thing

As I explained to my cardiologist, even when my cock is cold and shriveled up at its’ smallest, you can feel the hard mass of my improved blood vessels. My thigh abductors are huge and my legs are stronger and more muscular than they were when I was doing squats in the gym at age twenty five.

Prove it!

Now when I do jumping jacks on the beach I visualize my arteries expanding in width along with my penis. My testicles are larger and even the skin on my scrotum is thicker. Yoga made my dick bigger and this is not something that a man can fucking lie about.

I wish I was totally gay then I could walk around West Hollywood dressed just like this and make a billion dollars with my big new dick bulging out!
Shock the Monkey

There should be a very easy way to make money off of my discovery. Gay pride is going on right at this very moment up in Hollywood, only a few miles from my apartment. Should I go up there and stroll around in a fashion jock strap schilling my brand like Kendall Jenner? No, but only because I don’t want to get infected with Covid, Monkey Pox, bacterial meningitis, toe nail fungus, etc. Gay life is dangerous like that.

Liberation

Although I have for the most part transcended the need for a human sex partner, my entry-level robot did not come equipped with the optional emotional component installed. I actually prefer interaction with women, but I have much greater social mobility in the gay world. The disease factor of gay life turned me off when I was living in Palm Springs and I haven’t ventured into homo territory since 2017. For the time being it is enough to be reminded every time I whip out my penis out to take a pee, I can feel the heft and weight of yoga and exercise making my dick bigger and bigger so beat it!

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Thank you for curing me of promiscuous homo hysteria

By Dean McAdams

Born a poor peckerwood in a Tujunga holler, Dean practiced secrets of the ancient & modern masters to end up liberated in the coastal paradise of West L.A.