KHASHOGGI’S BLOOD | New LegalNOODLE Infinity Logo

KHASHOGGI’S BLOOD | New LegalNOODLE Infinity Logo

BLOODNOODLE | Opinion Journalism The new LegalNoodle infinity logo is red in honor of the journalistic blood shed when Saudi Arabia torture-murdered blogger Jamal Khashoggi.  You could be a Washington Post foreign correspondent with stellar academic & professional...
Ask Yoga West Hard Questions About Akal Security

Ask Yoga West Hard Questions About Akal Security

Akal Security Next time Guru Singh tries to tell you he is not in the rich old white male club ask him about Akal Security and the Siri Singh Sahib corporate organizational flow chart. (Thanks to Phillip Tanzer @ Medium.com for the excellent work product).  Yoga West...
HELP-WANTED | Rear Entry-Level Investigator Trainee

HELP-WANTED | Rear Entry-Level Investigator Trainee

 CSI Coachella  Here is a great opportunity to break in through the back-door of an exciting new career.  Have you ever wanted to learn how to be a undercover gay sex trafficking investigator?  Good, let’s get right to it.  The best way to work CSI is to just go...
Thou Shalt Not Fuck Thy Neighbors Icon

Thou Shalt Not Fuck Thy Neighbors Icon

 Fuck Religion and Lupe  “Fuck Religion” is like a shot-gun wedding in a New Mexico frontier town.  Let’s drag that next-door neighbor girl Lupe out of her hacienda and fuck her religion while we beat on drums and chant!  Bhajanism is the new...
THE JURY IS OUT | Con Artist or Con Man?

THE JURY IS OUT | Con Artist or Con Man?

Rich Old White Con Man Some people say that Russell Brand’s yoga teacher Guru Singh is a scam artist and other people say he’s a con artist.  Suddenly I am really pissed that I paid good money to sit in rich old white con man Guru Singh’s Beverly...
#Where Have All The Good Times Gone?

#Where Have All The Good Times Gone?

Suicides of Three #Me Too Accusers Three celebrities involved in making allegations of sexual abuse have recently committed suicide before any resolution of their claims.   Tony Bourdain, Jill Messick and Psalm Isadora have taken their own lives before any criminal...
Sikh Anti-Muslim Hate Speech

Sikh Anti-Muslim Hate Speech

Sikh Religion Mispronounces Their Own Name to Augment Reality Is it hate speech or racism for Sikh’s to distance themselves from Muslims in a provocative manner?  Public relations experts are constantly attempting to sway and alter your belief systems.  Reality...
Emotional Trafficking

Emotional Trafficking

The Case For a Child Centered Society Are you going to teach your children to gracefully eat ice cream out of a cone or yell and run around playing with swords?  You can teach peace or you can teach violence to your kids.  It really doesn’t matter to me...
Ever Get The Feeling You’ve Been Cheated?

Ever Get The Feeling You’ve Been Cheated?

Everything Happens On YouTube {{{NOW}}} Brick and mortar kundalini classes are irrelevant because kundalini yoga teachers never come down off of their elevated teaching platform in order to correct students yoga postures anyway.  Guru goofball Singh just wants to make...
Radical Presence

Radical Presence

Radical Discrimination The radical discrimination of Radical Aliveness Core Energetics would deny admission to the Christ if he were to apply for training.  Ann Bradney has taken it upon herself to deem a medical doctor as ineligible for certification in her RACE...
Why I Became An Amazon Affiliate

Why I Became An Amazon Affiliate

Selling Alkaline Water Machines | MLM vs. Amazon Affiliate The success story of Westlake Village Kangen Water Salesman Cruz Castelazo has inspired me to become an Amazon Affiliate.  Abstaining from drinking tap water is very important to your health.  Do not drink tap...
Seeking Supplemental Snake Oil Salesman

Seeking Supplemental Snake Oil Salesman

Supplemental Insurance Salesman Warning Are you an employee of the Los Angeles County Department of Beaches and Harbors wasting money on supplemental disability insurance just because the Castelazo dynasty of supplemental insurance salesman had the privilege of coming...
Breach of Oral-Anal Contract

Breach of Oral-Anal Contract

Baby Cruz Castelazo on the Multi-Level Moneygoround (MLM), Part One Blogging away in my cheap motel room on Washington Boulevard, I get a call out of the blue from my old buddy Carlos Glennie Castelazo of pastoral Westlake Village, California.  Glen said he is tired...
Gender Discrimination

Gender Discrimination

Guru Hatemonger Guru Singh openly advocates sexism against men in his Kundalini meditation classes at Yoga West. By preaching his Yogi Bhajan anti-patriarchal philosophy of Aquarianism and allowing Libby Hudson to kick me out of Kundalini Yoga Teacher Training, he is...
Why Do Sikh’s Need Weapons?

Why Do Sikh’s Need Weapons?

Sikh Discrimination Against Unarmed Citizens Why are only Sikh’s allowed to carry knives into banks? Isn’t that discrimination? It is legal to treat kirpan carrying Sikh’s as a separate, special class of persons? In this country it is not legal to...
POINTEDLY FOOLISH | Oxymoron Poster Boy

POINTEDLY FOOLISH | Oxymoron Poster Boy

Man to Guru Now I see why I am one of the few people to answer questions in class from the gurus at Yoga West. A kundalini yoga teacher is always right, no matter what. A few weeks ago in class Guru Singh asked a grammatical question: If a person is standing in the...
EST, Yoga Marathons & Large Group Behavior Modification

EST, Yoga Marathons & Large Group Behavior Modification

Large Group Modification Marathon  The initial mass hysteria feel-good frenzy was hours ago and now the minds of this large group have been softened up in a yoga marathon of grueling repetitions that the teachers cannot and do not perform.  Now this bonded group are...
Religious HeadSpace

Religious HeadSpace

 Religious HeadGear Creates Religious HeadSpace  Sikhs, Bhajanists and white tantra kundalini yoga teachers are a very photogenic group of peoples.  They are also a very complicated culture with many diverse and sundry religious traditions.  Therefore Sikhs often use...
Default Sikhi

Default Sikhi

 Accidental Bhajanist  Did you start out a kundalini yoga student and end up an accidental Sikh practicing default Bhajanism?  That almost happened to me.  I never believed that yoga was a religion until I ran into Guru Singh and the girls in Beverly Hills,...
Fear Tactics

Fear Tactics

 Religious Child Abuse  I know the look of fear upon a child’s face as he is subjected to the religious child abuse of the Holy Roman Catholic Church.  I felt the same way when I was a kid.  Imagine the bloody agonized Christ image that this sweet innocent child...
With or Without Lubricant?

With or Without Lubricant?

 Religion Fucks Religion  Did you accidentally become a Bhajanist default-Sikh because you took the wrong kundalini yoga class?   If you did just accidentally become a neo-Sikh, you can easily reverse the process and is less expensive than taking the original yoga...
DownDog BreakDown

DownDog BreakDown

  Con Man Changes Yoga Names to Create New Revenue   Indian con man Yogi Bhajan changed the 5,000 year-old name of the yoga asana Down Dog to Triangle Pose so that he could get rich teaching thousands of gullible kundalini yoga students the new name.  Elitist...
What Flavor is Your Turban?

What Flavor is Your Turban?

   Kaur Flavored Kool-Aid is Safe For Kids!    Turbans are the new Kool-Aid that you can wear instead of drink!  In the past, religious cult members had to commit mass suicide by drinking cyanide Kool-Aid.  Now you can kill your own brain in comfort by wearing a...
Buy Here Now

Buy Here Now

BIRTHING | How to Dominate the Internet by Creating New Images An effective SEO tactic is to birth brand new images from YouTube videos by grabbing still frames.  While you are watching a powerful video on your computer simply press the Control and Print Screen...
Chanting, Microphones and Spontaneous Suicidal Urges

Chanting, Microphones and Spontaneous Suicidal Urges

Suicidal Tendencies The only time in my life I have ever felt even the slightest bit suicidal was in lower Beverly Hills, CA.  Pico and Robertson to be precise.  Sitting on my yoga mat chanting the Sikh religion I suddenly realized I had let myself be sucker punched...
Silent Dharma Transmission

Silent Dharma Transmission

Everybody Loves An Eccentric Holy Man Meher Baba and all Indian gurus pay close attention to Hollywood and pop culture.  Spiritual leaders especially took note of the hippies and youth culture of the sixties and seventies.  Love really is all you need.  It took me a...
Emotional Self-Flagellation

Emotional Self-Flagellation

Recovery from the Disappointment of the Kundalini Kult Kreated by Yogi Bhajan Kundalini Yoga classes become ridiculous after fifteen minutes of sitting on your yoga mat listening to someone dressed up in a costume talk about astrology, parenting and women’s...
CELEBRITY SIKHISM | Ready-to-Wear Religion

CELEBRITY SIKHISM | Ready-to-Wear Religion

Sikhism Appears to Be a Religion that You Put On and Take Off Like a Turban Is Skhism a flowing uniform and turban that you take on and off whenever you like?  Is Sikhism a shield to be used as a sword to punish anyone you do not like?  Do the tenets of Sikhism change...
Religion Kills First and Saves Later

Religion Kills First and Saves Later

First Create Fear Then Present Yourself as the Solution to Dark Times Is it a violation of the separation of church and state for Guru Singh to be charging money for political lectures?  Is the Sikh Dharma religion tax exempt?  There needs to be some investigation and...
Culturally Sanctioned Child Abuse

Culturally Sanctioned Child Abuse

Cultural and Religious Trafficking When I was a child I told my Mexican mother that I did not want to be raised in Mexican culture.  Cultural and religious trafficking was an obvious farce to me at a young age due to my early awakening.  I was enlightened by a rock...
Ritual de lo Habitual

Ritual de lo Habitual

Death Wish Lillian Gomes killed her abusive husband in much the same manner that her son Ken Gomes tried to get me to kill him.  Ken tried to do it in a gay forced shaving humiliation ritual.  Mr. Gomes tries to get everyone to murder him, just ask his neighbor behind...
Masturbation Coach

Masturbation Coach

Tantric Celibacy Coach I only heard about Psalm Isadora’s 2017 suicide a month ago.  Her death at age 42 was a great big wake-up call for me as Dr. Allen’s nude tantra workshop coach.  Her suicide by hanging scared me straight, or at least back to...
Politician in Sheep’s Clothing

Politician in Sheep’s Clothing

Prophet, Politician or Profit Making Peanut Vendor? Guru Singh is a goofball Kundalini yoga teacher who really wants to be a politician.  The Guru teaches that we are entering the Age of Aquarius in which the patriarchal system will end and women will rule the world. ...
Paid

Paid

Gay For Pay One of the most radical things that my mentor Dr. Allen ever taught me was how to get paid for having sex with him.  I didn’t really like being a male prostitute, even to a licensed gynecologist, and I wouldn’t recommend it.  I only did it...
Feminine Sexualization of Violence

Feminine Sexualization of Violence

Placebo Religion  When Guru Singh told me that the Kundalini Kirpan Kaur women were coming after me with their daggers held high, I was forced to become an Internet sleuth on the use of the kirpan as penile placebo.  When Guru Singh made his smug threat we were only...
Default Religion

Default Religion

 Default Belief Systems  What if you were a serious lover of God and you found out that your kundalini yoga religion was blowing smoke up your ass and causing you to emotionally assault Christian women?  This article is an open apology to a workshop leader at Westside...
OPEN-INVITATION | Last Pool Party of 2018

OPEN-INVITATION | Last Pool Party of 2018

Last Bear Pool Party of the Year Have you ever wondered what it would be like to go to an open-invitation clothing-optional pool party with lots of big sexually aggressive men coming after you?  The last Orange County Bear Pool Party of the season is tomorrow, Sunday...
I’m smarter than the average bear -Yogi Bear

I’m smarter than the average bear -Yogi Bear

Yogi Bhajan changed the name of the most basic yoga asana from down dog to triangle.  He also modified the sacred Om into a nine-syllable chant.  Yogi Bhajan is down right licentious the way he creates composite images of Sikh and Catholic icons.  Now thanks to...
StarStruck 90210

StarStruck 90210

 Yoga West Review  Guru Singh and Yogi Bhajan changed the name of the most basic yoga asana from down dog to triangle.  Then they changed the sacred Om into a nine-syllable Sikh Chant.  Kundalini Yoga as Taught by Yogi Bhajan tried to shove Sikh religion down my...
Yogi Borrow

Yogi Borrow

 Yogi Budget Borrow’s The Whole Neighbor  If any Bhajanists ever complain about the way this blog uses Bhajanist images their attention will be directed to the way the image of the Virgin of Guadalupe has been borrowed and turned into an advertisement for Yogi...
CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY | Three Strikes for J.R.

CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY | Three Strikes for J.R.

 Gay White Male Con Artist  Palm Springs City Council member and Mayor pro tem J.R. Roberts spits on women, harasses them over parking spots, and lies about being an architect.  This guy is never going to be nominated to sit on the bench of the United States Supreme...
What Color is Your Kool-Aid?

What Color is Your Kool-Aid?

The Right Reverend White Male Singh Raise a harvest toast with Preacher White Male Singh and the Kundalini Kool-Aid Kids.   If you do not drink the Kool-Aid then you are not one of us. Turn to the person on your left and say, “We dress in white, we’re the...
Sikh With Hate

Sikh With Hate

Guru Hate Speech It is my civic duty to call attention to the fact that Yoga West is spreading unnecessary fear and hatred into the community. Guru Singh appears to be mentally ill with self-hate.  Guru Hate Speech Singh ludicrously claims that he is not in the white...
Bait Shop

Bait Shop

Yogi Budget’s Bait & Switch Yoga Shop Why do some divinely draped devotees of the Dalit Sikh faith don shining white turbans upon their illuminated domes whilst others do not?  Is Sikhism analogous to a religious buffet?  Can I eat the parts I like and just...
Kundalini Kool-Aid Kids

Kundalini Kool-Aid Kids

Kundalini Kool-Aid Kids | Mass Induced Gullibility 10-11-2018 UPDATE | BRIAN JONESTOWN MASSACRE – I think this is the first blog where I came up with the Kool-Aid analogy.   After reading Guru Meher’s, Senses of the Soul, I decided to move back to Los...
Sikh Anti-Islamic Hate Speech

Sikh Anti-Islamic Hate Speech

Hate Speech The Sikh’s are masters of public relations and religious warfare.  For example. Sikh’s intentionally mispronounce Sikh as “seek” instead of the correct “sick”.  Sikhs do this to make their name sound more appealing to...
Shrek, the Homeless Couple, and Me

Shrek, the Homeless Couple, and Me

Homeless at the Beach In 2015 my ex-domestic partner Dr. Paul “Shrek” Allen, OBGYN, told me stories of how he was grooming a homeless couple he found in front of the CVS Pharmacy at the corner of Sepulveda Boulevard and Manchester in Westchester,...
The Polarization of Faith

The Polarization of Faith

Weaponization of Religion Kundalini Yoga as Taught by Yogi Bhajan is a synthesis of Sikh religion, kundalini yoga as taught by Saraswati and other teachers, astrology, and spiritual ego.  The Sikh religion and Kundalini yoga are examples of the weaponization of...
Shrek Takes Manhattan

Shrek Takes Manhattan

Beauty and the Beast on the New York Subway  One evening on the subway a tall teenage Puerto Rican girl saw Dr Allen and made Shrek ears on her head with her fingers.  She did it politely behind his back so that only her friends could see and giggle.  She was very...
MURDER-SUICIDE| How Parents Create Broken Children

MURDER-SUICIDE| How Parents Create Broken Children

Mother-Fucker On a sweltering July day in 2001, Ken Gomes mother finally murdered his abusive father.  Some people think her tipping point was when the repugnant control freak refused to pay to have the broken air conditioner repaired in the middle of a summer heat...
Laughing All The Way To The Bank

Laughing All The Way To The Bank

Level 1 Teacher Training is Political Not Spiritual In Kundalini Yoga Level 1 Teacher Training women are taught to be man haters by petty authoritarian Guru Singh.  Kundalini Yoga as taught by major authoritarian Yogi Bhajan claims that we will soon be entering the...
Eliminate Civil War Statues and Sikh Ritual Violence

Eliminate Civil War Statues and Sikh Ritual Violence

Violent Subconscious Tendencies Has the Sikh religion programmed your subconscious mind towards publicly violent behavior?  Who are the perceived enemies of the Sikh religion and Kundalini yoga?  Do you even know or have you been so brain washed that you don’t...
Shake ‘N Bake Guru Training | Just Add Ego

Shake ‘N Bake Guru Training | Just Add Ego

Become a Guru at Yoga West Kundalini Yoga Teacher Training at Yoga West is really guru profiteer training school.  Dressing up in white clothing and playing guru at Yoga West is an emotionally exhilarating experience if you are accepted.  Sitting in Yoga West draped...

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