Enlightenment

Enlightenment

Masonic Light If Masonic symbols have any meaning, it is only the meaning that the individual Freemason assigns to it. There is no Masonic index to the symbols of Freemasonry. A Master Mason may find his light in Lodge Masonry or a sublime Master Mason may practice...

Government Corruption | The Bad City Attorney

Government Corruption | The Bad City Attorney

New California Law Passed Against Desert Parasite Contract Law Firms Desert parasite and City of Indio contract attorney James McKinnon of Silver & Wright has been denying due process to elderly Coachella Valley residents. As a result of Mr. McKinnon's malicious...

Stoked!  Interacting With My Readers

Stoked! Interacting With My Readers

Thanks for Giving Me Something to Blog About:  Glennie Castellazo Makes America Hate Again I was sitting here trying to think of a nice holiday blog topic when Glennie Castellazo, boss of the Castellazo Crime Family, sent me a text message trying to sell me his...

American Yoga History UCSB

American Yoga History UCSB

YOGI PRODUCT RESEARCH | Throughout History Female Yoga Students Have Far Outnumbered Males  When I was a kid my father would always be giving me tips on how to make money by giving people what they want.  Dad would point to display ads in newspapers and say, "See...

Yogi Bhajan’s Deleted History

Yogi Bhajan’s Deleted History

Bhajanist Conspiracy Cult Yogi Bhajan radically changed his alleged yogi lineage by altering the historical record of who his teachers were.  Thanks to Professor Deslippe's work at the University of Santa Barbara it becomes easier to track the evolution of the...

HYPNOTIZING THE SPECIES | Large Group Marathons

HYPNOTIZING THE SPECIES | Large Group Marathons

Mass Hysteria Rock music icon Jim Morrison wrote his UCLA film school thesis on mob psychology.  At the time of his early demise Jim was out on bail while fighting trumped-up charges by an over-zealous prosecutor in Florida who wanted to put the rock star in prison...

KHASHOGGI’S BLOOD | New LegalNOODLE Infinity Logo

KHASHOGGI’S BLOOD | New LegalNOODLE Infinity Logo

BLOODNOODLE | Opinion Journalism The new LegalNoodle infinity logo is red in honor of the journalistic blood shed when Saudi Arabia torture-murdered blogger Jamal Khashoggi.  You could be a Washington Post foreign correspondent with stellar academic & professional...

Ask Yoga West Hard Questions About Akal Security

Ask Yoga West Hard Questions About Akal Security

Akal Security Next time Guru Singh tries to tell you he is not in the rich old white male club ask him about Akal Security and the Siri Singh Sahib corporate organizational flow chart. (Thanks to Phillip Tanzer @ Medium.com for the excellent work product).  Yoga West...

HELP-WANTED | Rear Entry-Level Investigator Trainee

HELP-WANTED | Rear Entry-Level Investigator Trainee

 CSI Coachella  Here is a great opportunity to break in through the back-door of an exciting new career.  Have you ever wanted to learn how to be a undercover gay sex trafficking investigator?  Good, let's get right to it.  The best way to work CSI is to just go out...

Thou Shalt Not Fuck Thy Neighbors Icon

Thou Shalt Not Fuck Thy Neighbors Icon

 Fuck Religion and Lupe  "Fuck Religion" is like a shot-gun wedding in a New Mexico frontier town.  Let's drag that next-door neighbor girl Lupe out of her hacienda and fuck her religion while we beat on drums and chant!  Bhajanism is the new "Fuck Religion" that...

THE JURY IS OUT | Con Artist or Con Man?

THE JURY IS OUT | Con Artist or Con Man?

Rich Old White Con Man Some people say that Russell Brand's yoga teacher Guru Singh is a scam artist and other people say he's a con artist.  Suddenly I am really pissed that I paid good money to sit in rich old white con man Guru Singh's Beverly Hills yoga classes...

#Where Have All The Good Times Gone?

#Where Have All The Good Times Gone?

Suicides of Three #Me Too Accusers Three celebrities involved in making allegations of sexual abuse have recently committed suicide before any resolution of their claims.   Tony Bourdain, Jill Messick and Psalm Isadora have taken their own lives before any criminal...

Sikh Anti-Muslim Hate Speech

Sikh Anti-Muslim Hate Speech

Sikh Religion Mispronounces Their Own Name to Augment Reality Is it hate speech or racism for Sikh's to distance themselves from Muslims in a provocative manner?  Public relations experts are constantly attempting to sway and alter your belief systems.  Reality...

Emotional Trafficking

Emotional Trafficking

The Case For a Child Centered Society Are you going to teach your children to gracefully eat ice cream out of a cone or yell and run around playing with swords?  You can teach peace or you can teach violence to your kids.  It really doesn't matter to me personally any...

Ever Get The Feeling You’ve Been Cheated?

Ever Get The Feeling You’ve Been Cheated?

Everything Happens On YouTube {{{NOW}}} Brick and mortar kundalini classes are irrelevant because kundalini yoga teachers never come down off of their elevated teaching platform in order to correct students yoga postures anyway.  Guru goofball Singh just wants to make...

The Tree Symbolizes the Illicit BELIEF in Duality

The Tree Symbolizes the Illicit BELIEF in Duality

The Erroneous Belief in Good and Evil Can Only Exist in Your Individual Consciousness You could choose to stop believing in evil, and good. In order for "good" to exist in your mind there must also exist a corresponding "bad." The tree in the Garden of Eden symbolizes...

Albert Pike | Poet – General – Judge – Freemason

Albert Pike | Poet – General – Judge – Freemason

A Confederate General in D.C. There is only one statue of anyone who was a Confederate Civil War General located in the capital of the United States of America that I know of. However the writer and attorney Albert Pike stands tall in Washington, D.C. depicted as a...

Desert Confidential

Desert Confidential

Desperate Desert Cops & Confidential Informants Yesterday the Desert Sun published a detailed investigative report by journalist Christopher Damien on desert cop Travis Chapman of the Desert Hot Springs Police Department. Officer Chapman didn't really commit any...

Creating a Yoga Religion Using Sunshine Songs

Creating a Yoga Religion Using Sunshine Songs

Let The Long Time Sun Shine In Every Kundalini Yoga class ends with "Long Time Sun" just like the Fifth Dimension song "The Age of Aquarius" ends with "Let The Sun Shine In."  This just goes to prove my thesis that Yogi Bhajan based his version of Kundalini Yoga on...

Sid Salkow – Televison & Motion Picture Director

Sid Salkow – Televison & Motion Picture Director

Sid tried to talk me out of trying to become a film director, however I failed to take his excellent direction Old The determining factor on whether you are "old" or not depends upon the degree of control you still maintain over your bodily functions.  One of the...

The Greek Herm

The Greek Herm

Evolution of the Statue From a Pile of Stones to the Herm Hermeticism is the art and science of symbolism and ritual symbolized by the Greek herm. The herm evolved from a pile of stones marking the path and pointing the way and eventually evolved into the statue.  In...

Big Daddy

Big Daddy

Deconstructing Preacher Voice & Over Constructing White Religious Garments Kundalini gurus love to point out that they speak and act in a non-pretentious everyday voice.   I read an interview with a Kundalini guru in which she made fun of people who speak in a...

Cult of Personality

Cult of Personality

Big Daddy Usually a cult of personality fades out a few years after the death of the personality.  Not so with the kundalini yoga cult of Bhajanism.  There is no charismatic kundalini yoga teacher who can lead 3HO with the same effectiveness as Yogi Bhajan.  The cult...

How to Get Laid Without Really Trying

How to Get Laid Without Really Trying

Bhajanist Fraud | Tell Little Girls Exactly What They Want To Hear There will be no sharing of power in the Age of Aquarius.  Bhajanism teaches that life is a win-lose proposition in which women will win and men will lose.  Yogi Bhajan's Wikipedia page indicates that...

Celebrity Skin

Celebrity Skin

Celebrity Yoga Apparently Russell Brand is no longer interested in kundalini yoga now that he is living with his new wife and infant daughters in the United Kingdom.  Demi Moore is still strutting around with various celebrity yoga instructors however there are plenty...

Blind Leading the Blond

Blind Leading the Blond

Are You Really Being of Service? Are you really being of useful service to the community or are you just leading people on with memes and trendy promotional slogans?  If Ann Bradney were anyone worth associating with then Michael Filipowich would still have some...

Conspiracy Custodian

Conspiracy Custodian

Bhajanist Conspiracy Tej Kaur is custodian of records for the Bhajanist conspiracy known as Siri Singh Sahib, Inc.  Custodian of records is a legal term used to designated whom subpoenas should be served upon in your corporation.  A custodian of records appears at...

Anonymous Desert Caller

Anonymous Desert Caller

Anonymous Criminal Behavior Known child abuser Jeffrey Cowan uses anonymous communications to lure victims into his machinations.  If you or your child is receiving anonymous phone calls or text messages from the Coachella Valley it could be Jeff Cowan.  Mr. Cowan and...

Day of the Dead

Day of the Dead

CANCELLED | Yoga West Review Tej Kaur Halloween Class  This Yoga West Review of Tej Kaur's Special Halloween Class has been postponed because Tej Kaur's Halloween Class was cancelled with eleven hours notice and no reason was given.  More Yoga West celebrity reviews...

Coffee Withdrawal

Coffee Withdrawal

Coffee Calcifies the Glands  Sound technology is one way to decalsify your pineal gland.  An easier way and more effective method is to eliminate sugar, alcohol and caffeine from your diet.  Sugar and alcohol were removed from my diet decades ago.  Coffee has been a...

Yoga Lecturer vs. Yoga Teacher

Yoga Lecturer vs. Yoga Teacher

Media Guru Singh Review Guru Singh could get a job campaigning for Hillary Clinton because he is well qualified and he would probably enjoy doing that more than he enjoys trying to do his so-called triangle pose.  I wonder if Guru Singh can even do triangle pose? ...

The Masonic Investigator

The Masonic Investigator

Every Freemason Application is Thoroughly Investigated Every Freemason is subjected to rigorous secret committee investigation. Applicant's for Entered Apprentice Mason with insufficient residence are subject to mandatory rejection. Many applications are rejected for...

SON OF ADAM | The Scotsman Rides The Goat

SON OF ADAM | The Scotsman Rides The Goat

The Son of Adam's Right to Masonic Rites of Initiation If you were born with a Scottish last name then you probably already have Masonic virtue in your Gaelic heart. If you are a Scotsman then you may have inherited a right to be initiated into the secret light of...

Freemasonry & Transcendental Magic

Freemasonry & Transcendental Magic

The Sabbatic Goat of Transcendental Magic Depicted on the cover of magician Eliphas Levi's book Transcendental Magic, Its Dogma & Ritual is the Sabbatic Goat he created to symbolize his universal theory of how the world works. The inscriptions on the arms of the...

SON OF ADAM | The Scotsman Heeds the Clarion Call

SON OF ADAM | The Scotsman Heeds the Clarion Call

Are You Initiated? There is a portal in your neighborhood where men are initiated into illumination. You have driven past this portal a hundred times without thinking very much about it. Sometimes the best place to hide a secret is to keep it right out in the open...

Making a List, Checking it Twice

Making a List, Checking it Twice

Amy Beausang This Amy Beausang kid is my favorite yoga teacher in Manhattan Beach, California. Amy used to teach at the nightclub known as Equinox Gym on Rosecrans Blvd. Great gym, excellent teachers, typical elitist "locals only" clientele. Amy Beausang had live...

Guru Eat Guru

Guru Eat Guru

Know Your Religion It's a guru eat guru world out there and the competition at Yoga West LA is brutal. Kundalini yoga doesn't want to heal me, kundalini yoga wants me to shut up and go away.  Democracy dies in darkness so I am turning up my brightness controls.  Dya...

Five Facts Yoga Teachers Need to Know About Kundalini

Five Facts Yoga Teachers Need to Know About Kundalini

1.  Kundalini yoga was not invented by Yogi Bhajan. 2.  Kundalini yoga was created by Indian Hindu yogis with names like Saraswati Sivananda practicing Vedic religion. 3.  Yogi Bhajan was a Pakistani Dalit Untouchable Caste member of the Sikh religion who immigrated...

American Caste System

American Caste System

Constructing the Gori Caste System Gori Sikhs have created a new American caste system with themselves on top to replace the Indian caste system they fled as Punjabi Sikhs where they were Dalit untouchables on the bottom rung of society.  Guru Singh and the Bhajanist...

Is Our Guru Real?

Is Our Guru Real?

Age of Ascension vs. Age of Aquarius When Aquarian Age kundalini yoga Guru Singh improperly woke me from my paid savasana at Yoga West he ripped a hole in the fabric of a perfect Universe.  Our God is always real but our gurus are sometimes fake.  God is closer than...

Girls Just Want to Have Guns

Girls Just Want to Have Guns

Fantasy Religion Bhajanism is a fantasy religion constructed in-part with the intent of deceiving female members by promising them a Utopian matriarchal society in 2012.  We are now fast approaching the year 2019 and the Aquarian matriarchal utopia promised by Yogi...

Comedian | Author | Sikh Guru #11

Comedian | Author | Sikh Guru #11

Sikh Kundalini Yoga Guru #11 Move over Guru Singh because there's a big new kundalini yoga guru in town who has recently immigrated from Great Britain to Los Angeles.  Gori Sikh Guru Number Eleven is available to teach women only at his new yoga studio in West...

A Brief History of Self-Constructed Sikh Yogis in America

A Brief History of Self-Constructed Sikh Yogis in America

Yogi Bhajan's White Tantric Yoga is the New "Super Yoga" of Yogi Wassan  The black and white photograph above is Yogi Wassan, a Punjabi Sikh immigrant who worked in an Oregon lumber mill for 12 years before reinventing himself as a very successful travelling "super...

A Bricoleur is a French Handyman

A Bricoleur is a French Handyman

A Bricoleur is a Tinkerer  What do you do if you find out your competition is selling a better product?  Selling love beads to hippies is a finite proposition because you have to keep importing more product.  Pimping yoga teachers is infinite because you can give yoga...

Bhajanism is Dalit Untouchable Not Kundalini Yoga Hindu

Bhajanism is Dalit Untouchable Not Kundalini Yoga Hindu

THE UNTOUCHABLES | Dalit Means Not a Member of One of the Four Forward Indian Castes Yogi Bhajan had to leave India in order to better himself because he was a member of the Dalit class, also known as an untouchable or backward caste.  When he immigrated in the 1960's...

STOP GLORIFYING VIOLENCE | Old School Hate is Out of Style

STOP GLORIFYING VIOLENCE | Old School Hate is Out of Style

IT'S NOT OKAY JUST BECAUSE YOUR FATHER DID IT | Stop Romanticizing Violence It is time to stop all of the world's religious violence right now.  It is time to stop sneaking Sikh religion into yoga.  Sikhs don't do yoga.  The various and sundry sword worshiping...

Bisexuals Have No Need to Hit On Straight Guys

Bisexuals Have No Need to Hit On Straight Guys

Bisexuals Don't Hit Up On Guys in Straight Locker Rooms Before I had any gay sexual experience I erroneously assumed that all gay men wanted to have immediate sex with me.  It was only wishful thinking.  I used to wistfully imagine that straight locker rooms in gay...

Pop Therapy

Pop Therapy

Yoga Class Dharma Talk The copyrighted version of White Tantric Yoga is just something that Yogi Bhajan and Guru Singh cooked up in a Hollywood, California bookstore.  Authentic old school kundalini tantra is very different from the commercial version created by the...

SCARY MOVIE | Guru From Beyond The Grave

SCARY MOVIE | Guru From Beyond The Grave

TRICK or TREAT? | White Tantra Review Yogi Bhajan invented white tantra yoga marathons just like he invented the triangle pose to replace the down dog asana.  Yogi Bhajan and Guru Singh ripped off the sacred Om and so-called white tantra in their highly profitable...

Feminine Sexualization of Violence

Feminine Sexualization of Violence

Placebo Religion  When Guru Singh told me that the Kundalini Kirpan Kaur women were coming after me with their daggers held high, I was forced to become an Internet sleuth on the use of the kirpan as penile placebo.  When Guru Singh made his smug threat we were only...